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TheMorningStar
January 22nd, 2009, 05:49 PM
Walter U. Tessier of Division Street walked into the Price Chopper on Saturday with a lobster in hand saying he wanted to return it because ''it was bad,'' Montgomery County sheriff's deputies said.

Store workers were about to allow Tessier to trade the $10.99 lobster for a bag of king crab legs when they discovered the lobster was all shell. Tessier had eaten it and put the shell parts back together, deputies said.

When confronted, the man with a passion for seafood ran from the store with the bag of crab legs in hand, they said.

Deputies said they caught up with him at his home only to discover that he had already eaten the crab legs.

Tessier was charged with [sic] petty larceny and given an appearance ticket to return to court at a later date.

http://www.timesunion.com/AspStories/story.asp?storyID=761318&category=REGION

theskyisfalling
January 22nd, 2009, 05:51 PM
Fucking hillarious! He must have been a jonesin' for that seafood goodness.
Where's the melted butter?

Just my luck sucks
January 22nd, 2009, 05:51 PM
I love seafood.

Hadn't thought about trying this stunt. May be having Lobster for dinner tonight. Oh wait, I need a shell to put together first...

DarkPrincess
January 22nd, 2009, 05:52 PM
I'm surprised this didn't happen at Walmart.

Unamused Cat
January 23rd, 2009, 02:25 AM
Store workers were about to allow Tessier to trade the $10.99 lobster for a bag of king crab legs when they discovered the lobster was all shell. Tessier had eaten it and put the shell parts back together.

:rofl:

sanityslipping
January 23rd, 2009, 12:09 PM
I love seafood.

Hadn't thought about trying this stunt. May be having Lobster for dinner tonight. Oh wait, I need a shell to put together first...

That's what I was thinking. Yummy, tonight lobster, tomorrow, crab legs. Wait, I need the fundage to buy lobster. Damnit

Dakota Valkyrie
January 23rd, 2009, 12:10 PM
That's what I was thinking. Yummy, tonight lobster, tomorrow, crab legs. Wait, I need the fundage to buy lobster. Damnit
"My son is sick..." won't work.

Just my luck sucks
January 23rd, 2009, 12:15 PM
trade the $10.99 lobster

Wait, $10.99? Only $10.99? Where does he shop? How small was the Lobster?

Around here most lobster starts at $14.99 to $19.99 a pound.

sanityslipping
January 23rd, 2009, 12:23 PM
"My son is sick..." won't work.

Well, I don't have a son, and a have a perfectly healthy daughter, thank god.

would you be interested in the "give her cancer fund" I'm thinking of starting. The her being me, not my daughter, so that I may continue smoking? I promise, the money will be used for cigarettes and any other bad habits I may pick up

j/k. I have too much pride, and would quit smoking before actually asking for handouts