Hearts Whit Says Hey

[Hearts Whit]

Hello, I am Hearts Whit. You can call me Heart or HW or That Bitch or whatever you like. I like the name Eleanor, but it's not mine.

I have been reading here for a long time, but registered in November. I listed my age on my registration as 40something but I lied. I am actually female and in my 20s. I am not married, and right now I am between men. The one on my left is named something, I don't remember what. The one on my right is named Antonio Banderas.

My part time job is lingerie modeling. When I get over being shy I'll post something in the Red Light. My hobbies are calligraphy, needlework, cooking and shopping. I am a sucker for fashion. I love classical music and opera and I do sing. I don't have pets because I travel a lot. Men in good suits turn me on. Women in black leather also turn me on.

I love this site. I got my subscription for the year so I will be around. I speak my mind and I also wear fur and eat meat. Just thought I better get that out there.

Peace,
Heart

[penelopejo]

I LOOOOVEE MEAT!!! And fur....I just haven't decided what type of fur I like the most!!!

WELCOME TO THE SITE!!! Hope you can stick around!!:hello:

[MISSanthropic]

Welcome....I may have to rip the fur off your back but I will eat a juicy filet mignon with you after. :confused2:

I am also between men and they are named Josh Hartnett and Ryan Reynolds. :sheep:

[Athena]

Welcome....I may have to rip the fur off your back but I will eat a juicy filet mignon with you after. :confused2:


For fuck's sake, MISS... You're not some anti-fur person, are you??? It's already dead!

Oh, and, welcome, HW. I'll have you know, I don't just start off on the wrong foot... I'm missing my other leg entirely.

[Ruby]

Welcome!! Glad you introduced yourself and are committed to sticking around!!

[Sister Iroz]

http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/oo35/Special2bme/welcome19.gif


It's nice to meet you and thanks for the introduction.

[TheLittleFriend]

I also wear fur and eat meat.



I like you!


Welcome, welcome!

[swivel]

I like to eat fur-covered meat too!

We could be friends, That Bitch.

[Owd Scrat]

A warm welcome to you Heart :welcome:


Love your name! :yo:

[Morbid]

I have to ask...did you pick the avatar because of the podcast on crimecritics? Or because you relate to her? Not even sure if you are aware of that site...or if because I brought up Scrappy Doo now has me seeing Scooby-Doo related stuff all over the place. Sort of like when you buy a car and THEN notice that everyone owns it.

But speaking of Thelma...I still think she would be the most fun in the sack. I always felt that she would always be trying to upstage Daphne. Daphne had the looks, so she didn't really have to do some of things that men would like...like swallowing...hell, a lot of men would probably be happy just licking the toilet seat she just got off of...but Thelma...always living under the beauty shadow cast by Daphne and her short skirt. I always felt she would OVER compensate in bed in an attempt to outdo, impress or keep a man. I always felt she would let you pull out of her ass and shove it right in her mouth without even using her hands, and as you unload in her, she would look up at you through her glasses and give you a wink.

Welcome to the site.

[Ruby]

Jinkies, Morbid!!

[Morbid]

Jinkies, Morbid!!

I know...I really do put a lot of thought into Scooby-Doo, huh? Something is wrong with me.

Zoinks.

[Kitty]

I have to ask...did you pick the avatar because of the podcast on crimecritics? Or because you relate to her? Not even sure if you are aware of that site...or if because I brought up Scrappy Doo now has me seeing Scooby-Doo related stuff all over the place. Sort of like when you buy a car and THEN notice that everyone owns it.

But speaking of Thelma...I still think she would be the most fun in the sack. I always felt that she would always be trying to upstage Daphne. Daphne had the looks, so she didn't really have to do some of things that men would like...like swallowing...hell, a lot of men would probably be happy just licking the toilet seat she just got off of...but Thelma...always living under the beauty shadow cast by Daphne and her short skirt. I always felt she would OVER compensate in bed in an attempt to outdo, impress or keep a man. I always felt she would let you pull out of her ass and shove it right in her mouth without even using her hands, and as you unload in her, she would look up at you through her glasses and give you a wink.

Welcome to the site.


IMPRESSIVE! Morbid left out his canned response! :congrats:

Welcome!

[Lizard]

But speaking of Thelma...I still think she would be the most fun in the sack. I always felt that she would always be trying to upstage Daphne. Daphne had the looks, so she didn't really have to do some of things that men would like...like swallowing...hell, a lot of men would probably be happy just licking the toilet seat she just got off of...but Thelma...always living under the beauty shadow cast by Daphne and her short skirt. I always felt she would OVER compensate in bed in an attempt to outdo, impress or keep a man. I always felt she would let you pull out of her ass and shove it right in her mouth without even using her hands, and as you unload in her, she would look up at you through her glasses and give you a wink.

You know the episode of The Oblongs when the kid can only fall sleep when his parents are fucking?

I read this and my whole body unclenched. I can sleep now.

[Sister Iroz]

So you think because Velma is plain looking she would be good at boinking men. I don't see it.

[Dasias_Proud_Mommy]

My mom was Velma (not Thelma, sillies) for Halloween. Thanks, Morbid, for the nasty visual images I now have. lol

and hello Hearts Whit!!!!!!! Welcome!

[impqueen]

http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj83/iqwm/welcome.png

[Dark Star]

Welcome. You tickled me with your olive branch and I am such a forgiving soul....what the fuck was I upset for? Fuck I don't remember...anywho. I eat meat. I was raised on a farm, kinda hard not to like pigs and cows. Fur...well I prefer to keep that on the animal that owns it. You piqued my interest with your lingerie modeling. God I love beautiful lingerie. Ummm and you did mention the redlight and posting your stuff so I guess if I moderated that section I'd ummmmm unban you cause I like nakedness.:crazy: Male or female. The body is a beautiful thing. Naked is good. I like naked. Did I mention that already?

Well fuck it, welcome. ***** did you feel that? That was me hugging you. Ha now you smell like patchouli. :hello:

[Morbid]

My mom was Velma (not Thelma, sillies) for Halloween. Thanks, Morbid, for the nasty visual images I now have. lol

and hello Hearts Whit!!!!!!! Welcome!

Thanks. I was getting her mixed up with another television personality I masturbated to regularly...

http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/6764/20090106151847kf1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Ok...who am I kidding...masturbate.

[Hearts Whit]

I have to ask...did you pick the avatar because of the podcast on crimecritics? Or because you relate to her? Not even sure if you are aware of that site...or if because I brought up Scrappy Doo now has me seeing Scooby-Doo related stuff all over the place. Sort of like when you buy a car and THEN notice that everyone owns it.

Velma is hot. I also think she's bi and has a thing for Daphne. And Fred. And Shaggy. Are you Fred, Morbid, or are you Scooby-Doo?


But speaking of Thelma...I still think she would be the most fun in the sack. I always felt that she would always be trying to upstage Daphne. Daphne had the looks, so she didn't really have to do some of things that men would like...like swallowing...hell, a lot of men would probably be happy just licking the toilet seat she just got off of...but Thelma...always living under the beauty shadow cast by Daphne and her short skirt. I always felt she would OVER compensate in bed in an attempt to outdo, impress or keep a man. I always felt she would let you pull out of her ass and shove it right in her mouth without even using her hands, and as you unload in her, she would look up at you through her glasses and give you a wink.

Welcome to the site.

You go ass to mouth, Morbid? We have much to discuss.

http://groovyvic.mu.nu/archives/images/velma.jpg

[~Absynthe~]

http://www.dreamindemon.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=25&pictureid=4117

[rebel450]

http://i356.photobucket.com/albums/oo8/rebel45086/hello-hi_243.gif

Welcome, Hearts Whit!

[SoUncool]

Wow, that was a super fun read of your intro and comments. And Kitty is right, BRAVO for not getting Morbid's canned response.

I watched a Robot Chicken episode the other night with a whole trial and jury of whatever the fuck these are called...Pepperidge Farm Little People? Playskool Midget People on a Farm? Fuck, I don't know....

Welcome, Heart!

http://i44.tinypic.com/262xemo.gif

[malq]

Welcome Heart
I eat meat.

[swivel]

Thelma would have been fun for 2 min.

Right up to the point you got under her skirt and got a handful of man cock.

[Lizard]

Thelma would have been fun for 2 min.

You mean Velma?

And c'mon, swivel, surely it wouldn't take you 2 whole minutes.

[Unamused Cat]

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg107/snarkyphotos/stuff/demoncats.jpg

[pissedoffindaytona]

http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z306/suebog01/SCOOBYDOO.jpg


:hello: Welcome

[Dakota Valkyrie]

I love calligraphy! Used to do it quite a bit. Now computers have spoiled me and I haven't bought ink in years.

Welcome!

[Becca]

Welcome aboard HW. Way to go on jumping right in to the fire! :hello:

[swivel]

You mean Velma?

And c'mon, swivel, surely it wouldn't take you 2 whole minutes.

I lazily rounding up, thank you very much.

[DirtyLopez]

Hey, I'm your neighbor. The Fort Worth * Telegram is on a great sale, ending this month(the 24th). 20 bucks for 3 months. You'll have tinder for your fireplace for the rest of Winter! ... or I could sacrifice my commission and just offer it for 10 dolla.

I'm fairly new, too, but I welcome you to a breeding ground o' super wordy swap.

[Silvahalo]

http://i34.tinypic.com/99dpxk.jpg...you sound sexy, smart and fun, they'll love you here.

[RaVen Blackehart]

YouTube - Banana Phone

[swivel]

...you sound sexy, smart and fun, they'll love you here.

Uhh... too late for that!

[Peeperann]

Hw, I was just wondering something. I may have welcomed you to the site, but your page says your join date was March 23rd, 2007. So apparently you're not new. You've been here longer than I have...............

[swivel]

Hw, I was just wondering something. I may have welcomed you to the site, but your page says your join date was March 23rd, 2007. So apparently you're not new. You've been here longer than I have...............

Believe it or not, most of our members are lurkers. And thousands more just read, and never even register or make a single post.

It doesn't help that we in-group like we do and jump down people's throats at the slightest offense while we call each other bitches and punks.

We are a tough nut to crack for a lot of people. I've run my fair share out of here (but they deserved it, I swear).

[Peeperann]

Believe it or not, most of our members are lurkers. And thousands more just read, and never even register or make a single post.

It doesn't help that we in-group like we do and jump down people's throats at the slightest offense while we call each other bitches and punks.

We are a tough nut to crack for a lot of people. I've run my fair share out of here (but they deserved it, I swear).

Not jumping Swivel. I'm just curious how someone who's been here 7 months longer than me can be a "newbie"? It's been just shy of two years.

Not trying to run anyone "off"

[nurseronda]

http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh20/nurseronda/welcome_18.gif

[swivel]

Not jumping Swivel. I'm just curious how someone who's been here 7 months longer than me can be a "newbie"? It's been just shy of two years.

Not trying to run anyone "off"

I know you aren't. I was making fun of the drama in another thread.

There are forums out there that I have registered on, like Sherdog (an MMA forum) without ever making a single post. In that case it was to see links in posts.

If I went over there right now and made a post, I would look like a newbie and be considered a newbie. And my join date would be 2005!

Just sayin'.