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Dakota Valkyrie
December 20th, 2008, 02:04 PM
http://i40.tinypic.com/ekk84.jpgOf all the shorts in Joshua Andrew Burnett's home, he grabbed the pair with drugs in the pockets when police surprised the naked man.

It all started about 12:45 a.m., when Tampa police received a 911 call from Burnett's home with a woman screaming in the background.

Officers arrived to discovered Burnett, 18, naked, and his pregnant girlfriend accusing him of trying to smother her with a pillow.

The officers told Burnett he was under arrest for felony aggravated battery on a pregnant woman. In response, Burnett picked a pair of jean shorts off the floor to get dressed.

For safety reasons, an officer asked to search the shorts to ensure there wasn't a weapon in the pockets.

The officer found in the left front pocket $506 wrapped around Burnett's driver's license and in the right front pocket a plastic baggie of marijuana and a bag of crack cocaine.http://www2.tbo.com/content/2008/dec/19/wrong-shorts-get-naked-man-deeper-trouble-police-s/

Alicatt
December 20th, 2008, 02:15 PM
Way to funny!!! Why not get dressed with drugs in your pocket to go to jail.

weavergroupie
December 20th, 2008, 06:24 PM
I love a happy story!

All I can say is Ah hahahaha haha heee hee hoo hahahahahaha...

Tazzzz
December 20th, 2008, 07:33 PM
Geezus , this Dicksneeze was born bad, He's got a rap sheet longer than both my arms.

here he is at 16, (08/22/06) charge:
1) FURNISHING FIREARM TO A MINOR
http://www.hcso.tampa.fl.us/BookPhoto/MUGImageASP.ASP?WCI=RetrieveImage&WCE=T06055986&WCU
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here he is at 16. (09/13/06) again, a month later, he has a new moniker AKA "THE GENERAL"
1) GRAND THEFT THIRD DEGREE ($300 - $5,000)
http://www.hcso.tampa.fl.us/BookPhoto/MUGImageASP.ASP?WCI=RetrieveImage&WCE=T06061236&WCU
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here he is at 16. (10/27/06) again, a month later
he gets busted for selling guns to minors, charge:
1) AGGRAVATED ASSAULT FIREARM-DISCHARGE
2) FURNISHING WEAPONS TO MINORS <---- WTF
3) GRAND THEFT THIRD DEGREE ($300 - $5,000)
http://www.hcso.tampa.fl.us/BookPhoto/MUGImageASP.ASP?WCI=RetrieveImage&WCE=T06071717&WCU
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Ohh he made it to 17, (02/02/07), but gets popped for COKE.
1) POSSESSION OF COCAINE
http://www.hcso.tampa.fl.us/BookPhoto/MUGImageASP.ASP?WCI=RetrieveImage&WCE=T07007386&WCU
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A month later (03/19/07) More gun shit, concealed gun and breaking his parole, off to the big house for him. For a whoppin time of 1 year. ( 8 months)
1) CARRYING CONCEALED FIREARM
2) CARRYING CONCEALED FIREARM
3) POSSESSION OF COCAINE
4) DISCHARGING FIREARM IN PUBLIC
http://www.hcso.tampa.fl.us/BookPhoto/MUGImageASP.ASP?WCI=RetrieveImage&WCE=T07018113&WCU
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Prison inmate info: (07/09/2007 to 03/18/2008 = 8 months) ohh, thats harsh, NOT!!!
http://www.dc.state.fl.us/InmateReleases/detail.asp?Bookmark=1&From=list&SessionID=664324739
http://www.dc.state.fl.us/InmatePhotos/T/T54402.jpg
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Looks like he went back to his old ways, but goes a whole 8 months before this current charge. Geez, Lock the fuckTard away already and throw away the key.