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Jaded
December 20th, 2008, 05:15 AM
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A Beaverton man was arrested Friday morning after he allegedly threw snowballs at vehicles traveling along I-205 early Friday morning and later, leaped into traffic on I-5.

Zach L. Kelly explained to police that he needed a ride home, so he started walking along the freeway and throwing snowballs at drivers to get their attention shortly after 3 a.m.

Officer Brad Moyle and Sgt. Kirk Tonkin also said that Kelly was spotted lunging at some of the vehicles, including a FedEx tractor trailer.

“Mr. Kelly was walking back and forth along the fog line, in a marching type manner, with snowballs in each hand. He was also walking in the center of the fast lane, and throwing snowballs at vehicles passing him in the slow lane,” said Sgt. Neil Hennelly with the West Linn Police Department.

Sgt. Tonkin explained to Kelly that his actions were quite dangerous, especially in the current weather environment. Then, he offered Kelly a ride to Tualatin.

Tonkin and Moyle said Kelly had been drinking, but appeared lucid. So they let him go after a stern talking-to.

But shortly after the officers dropped Kelly off, dispatchers began to receive calls about a man standing on I-5 and jumping into traffic.

Sgt. Tonkin went back, found Kelly, and this time, arrested him for disorderly conduct.

http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/kgw_121708_news_beaverton_snowballs_freeway.7b4851 48.html

He's lucky he's not a stain on the highway now. That shit is slick.

ceisdsgil
December 20th, 2008, 05:59 AM
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http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/kgw_121708_news_beaverton_snowballs_freeway.7b4851 48.html

He's lucky he's not a stain on the highway now. That shit is slick.

damn, they should've just locked his drunk ass up, the first time...

~shadow

Dakota Valkyrie
December 20th, 2008, 11:22 AM
Mr. Kelly was walking back and forth along the fog line, in a marching type manner, with snowballs in each hand.
OK, I give up, What's a fog line?

Jaded
December 20th, 2008, 11:26 AM
OK, I give up, What's a fog line?

I believe it's the solid yellow. I've lived here for 8 years and never heard it described like that.

Just my luck sucks
December 20th, 2008, 11:27 AM
DV-- fog lines are the white lines on the side of the road.

Jaded
December 20th, 2008, 11:38 AM
DV-- fog lines are the white lines on the side of the road.

They're white? Guess it's time to get my eyes checked.

Dakota Valkyrie
December 20th, 2008, 11:50 AM
DV-- fog lines are the white lines on the side of the road.
Us hicks just call 'em "the white lines on the side of the road" LOL
I just thought that told you where the shoulder started so you knew where to park if you had to get out and take a piss.