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Woman Trapped In Window Trying To Retrieve Poo After Tinder Date

Discussion in 'Weird News' started by Satanica, Sep 6, 2017.

  1. Satanica

    Satanica Trusted Member Bold Member!

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    http://www.wfaa.com/news/nation-now...ed-it-balloons-tied-to-sewer-grates/471521947
     
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  2. cubby

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    What did I just read? She was trying to throw her poo out the window? Does he know why she was trying to throw her poo out the window? Was she trying to avoid a smell? Would it help to fling it out a window? So many questions, so little intelligence to go around, it seems.
     
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  3. Alf

    Alf Sometimes Cats Know

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    She dropped a megaturd and corked up his throne, and that was the first thought in her head regarding how to solve the problem.

    --Al
     
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  4. JackBurton

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    Only mentally ill people play with their feces. She's a fucking nutter.

    Unfortuante the sick pieceof shit didnt die.
     
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  5. SimplySpaztastic

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    Reason 33,268,550 I only poop at home.
    :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:
     
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  6. Prettypink513

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    Yeah...I would have been beside myself too :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:
     
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  7. lithiumgirl

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    Seriously ... this explains why some of you are so toxic.

    Like let it go ... pooping is so healthy.

    First date and this girl pooping at this guys house ... Good girl ... you Go GIRL.
     
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  8. SimplySpaztastic

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    I AM NOT TOXIC
     
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  9. lithiumgirl

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    Okay ... uptight!
     
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  10. notchback

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    Or just full of shit.
     
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  11. lithiumgirl

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    I'm going with both because logic ...
     
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