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Oberle

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Fortunately, it was safely extracted via forceps delivery. No word on how the loss of his toy was explained to the child. The following lovely quote is from the "unidentified medical professional" who handled this case:

'I don’t advise inserting children’s toys during sexual activity, however if you do choose to masturbate with a toy dinosaur, I recommend buying your own, and perhaps putting it in a condom, or tying a leash to its foot'."​

:hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-visits-hospital-toy-dinosaur-6293673

The T-Rex was retrieved at a clinic after a somewhat embarrassing exchange uncovered where exactly it had become stuck

The unnamed woman, who was in her 40s, attended the clinic and was seen to by a student doctor who was taking part in her training.

Writing in the Guardian, the unidentified medical professional reveals how she treated the woman.

As she came from the waiting area into the treatment, the patient's uncomfortable walk led the trainee to make a snap diagnosis of thrush.

But then the story came out under the watchful eye of the doctor: "[The patient says] 'I was playing with my son’s dinosaur, and it’s stuck...

"'It’s a T-Rex,' she adds. She gestures helplessly towards her crotch and looks stricken. 'It’s stuck.' The penny finally drops."

On further investigation, the trainee retrieved the 5cm tall dinosaur toy which had become lodged, using forceps.​
 
I'm trying to imagine the moment this lady looks at her child's toy and decided that she was going to take Mr. T. Rex for a ride. :hilarious:
 
Kids at grandma's----check:)

porn on the 'puter----check:pics:

ky jelly---check:happy:

leash for the T-rex---check:cow:

Next time she needs to remember all the things on the check list! :bag:

I'm glad to say I never lusted after my children's toys but if I had, I hope I'd have been smarter than that!:confused:

:crack::crack::crack::crack::crack::crack::crack::crack::crack:
 
Oh mother fucker!! Haha. That is the greatest thing I have ever heard from a Dr. in my life..."tie a leash to it's foot!" WTF? I can't imagine how stupid that woman had to have felt having to go explain her prehistoric pussy to to a doctor!!! This is classic!
 
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give or take 6"

And smaller. . . .

Crazy ass slut.
 
I will never be able to watch Jurassic Park movies again without 'seeing' this!!! :wideyed:
 
I wonder how big it was.


I think it says it was 5cm tall. I just can't understand what the fuck was going through her mind when she told the dr that shit. There is NO telling what she was actually doing with that if she thought that the best thing to tell the dr is that she was doing herself with her kid's dinosaur. You know people are gonna lie about shit like that. She was probably doing her dog or some shit and broke out the peanut butter and didn't know Fido had kid's toy in his mouth and it just kinda went up there...lol. In that case, I suppose saying you did yourself with your kid's toy would sound like a better story. For real, tho, what could she possibly find enjoyable about a 5cm toy? There's gotta be more to this story, and to be honest, I can't wait to hear it!! I know it's kinda freaky but I'm just curious!
 
Wow...this woman must be a desperately degenerate slut...I'll bet she's an absolute freak in bed.

I could use some of that right about now.
 
Good lord :wtf: she should be shot for her disgusting actions alone :finger:
Maybe I'm just in a pissy mood ... but I hate this bitch :finger::finger::finger:
 
Wow...this woman must be a desperately degenerate slut...I'll bet she's an absolute freak in bed.

I could use some of that right about now.



Who here wants to pitch in to buy @rod2pop a t-rez toy of his own?? You heard him, he needs some of that freaky shit right about now. Let's show in some <3. If we all throw in just $1 I'm sure we can get him a really nice squishy one.

:jawdrop::kiss:
 
She's for sure never gonna get laid again! I don't know anyone who is brave enough to eat a pussy that's already eaten a dinosaur. I'm never gonna be that brave,thank god!
 
Wow...this woman must be a desperately degenerate slut...I'll bet she's an absolute freak in bed.

I could use some of that right about now.
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Make sure all is clear first.
Can you imagine going *head* first into a plastic t-rex.
Ouch doesn't even begin to describe the pain.
 
I just feel sorry for her... how do you look at a toy that is less than 2" tall and think "oh YEAH, that right THERE is gonna scratch my itch"??? The disappointment this woman has experienced thus far in life leaves me feeling nothing but abject pity for her... :angelic:
Dude!! I almost pissed my pants laughing .... :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious: this is fuckin hilarious!!
 
You should never put crazy shit in you muffin unless your getting pulled over and you have meth, or a gun...and thats only if you dont have a kid in diapers to hide the meth in...See I read and learn at dd:woot::woot:
 
This takes "don't worry baby. it's only weird and kinky the first time" to a whole new, painfully hilarious level. :hilarious:
 
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