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A New Jersey man took a gamble that backfired over the weekend.

William Robert Compton, 53, of Manalapan, was arrested on Friday after he allegedly relieved himself in the coin tray of a slot machine at Parx Casino in Bensalem, Pennsylvania

Pennsylvania State Police arrived on the gaming floor at 4:35 p.m. for the report of the man urinating on a slot machine. Compton resisted arrest, getting physical with officers when they attempted to take him into custody, police said.

Parx Casino management issued a permanent eviction banning Compton from all its properties.
http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/New-Jersey-Man-Urinates-on-Slot-Machine-309015681.html
 
Sounds like Parx Casino need to upgrade their machines. Seriously. All our machines over here print your balance on a ticket that you have to get cashed. And you only have to push a button to spin instead of pulling the arm. Crazy, people still play with those old skool machines. Lol
 
Sounds like Parx Casino need to upgrade their machines. Seriously. All our machines over here print your balance on a ticket that you have to get cashed. And you only have to push a button to spin instead of pulling the arm. Crazy, people still play with those old skool machines. Lol
All the fun is in those old school machines. Everyone likes the sound of coins falling into the tray!
 
...and this is why I never gamble! I get so damn angry at things that I could absolutely see myself doing something stupid like this!
"This machine took $200 from me! Fuck that, I'm gonna piss on it!"
 
Yep.

There are times I stick a 20 in the changer at the laundromat just to hear the "chingchingching chingchingching chingchingching" of falling quarters hitting the pan.

--Al
 
...and this is why I never gamble! I get so damn angry at things that I could absolutely see myself doing something stupid like this!
"This machine took $200 from me! Fuck that, I'm gonna piss on it!"
I don't gamble either, but from what I've seen, people are territorial about the machines they play. I think he didn't wanna leave his to go to the bathroom.
 
I guess things are going downhill for William "Bill" Compton since the Southern Vampire Mysteries (True Blood) book series ended. :shrug:
 
The world is lucky I wasn't born a man ...
Cuz.. I think I might be wippin it out :laser:
...and pissin on anyone and anything that pissed me the fuck off :nana:
 
Casinos have cameras everywhere - there was zero chance he wouldn't be caught. Just a guess but I'd say there might have been a good deal of alcohol involved.
 

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