When A Woman Is Fed Up: Leslie Laing Puts Her Shit On Estranged Hubbies Toothbrush

[Sugar Cookie]

A woman in Ansonia is accused of smearing feces on her soon-to-be ex-husband's toothbrush, police said.

Leslie Laing turned herself into the Ansonia Police Department on Thursday for violating a protective order. Laing had been the subject of a protective order from a previous domestic violence arrest involving her husband.

According to police, Laing's estranged husband called the police to say the 48-year-old tampered with his personal property.

While Laing was retrieving items from her husband's home, she put what police said was feces on his toothbrush. Police seized the toothbrush and DNA testing was able to determine that the suspected feces was Laing's.

http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/...ged-Husbands-Toothbrush-Police-444506723.html

 

[lithiumgirl]

Next time try some invisible and odorless poison ... dummy.

 

[Keepalowprofile]

What ever happened to pouring nads or nair (liquid hair removal)
In the shampoo bottle.
Maybe they don't make that stuff anymore.?

 

[FrayedKnot]

What ever happened to pouring nads or nair (liquid hair removal)
In the shampoo bottle.
Maybe they don't make that stuff anymore.?

Oh, they do. They certainly do.

*rubs hands together maniacally*

 

[Muriel Schwenck]

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Nair-Gel-Cream-For-Legs-Lasting-Results-Hair-Remover-5-4-oz/10295706

 

[Sue sue]

Sh should have put eye drops on his tooth brush. Invisible and he would be shitting for days.

 

[Benighted]

Did we learn nothing from "Horrible Bosses"? That damn DNA gets everywhere.

 

[Alf]

Sh should have put eye drops on his tooth brush. Invisible and he would be shitting for days.

That is an urban legend. snopes has covered it. They include this in the article:

• In June 2006, five Wisconsin high school students trying to pull the Visine prank poured about a quarter of a bottle of the eyedrops into a classmate’s water. The victim spent several days in the hospital recovering from reactions to the poisoning that included a dangerously low heart rate and blood pressure. Each of the five “pranksters” pleaded no contest to misdemeanor counts of battery and disorderly conduct and received sentences of 18 months’ probation and 60 hours of community service.
• Also in June 2006, Kristine Anzalone served her roommate, Joseph Gentissi Jr., an iced tea spiked with Visine. Gentissi experienced vomiting and bleeding from his rectum, and Anzalone eventually agreed to a plea bargain with prosecutors under which she was ordered to pay $10,000 in hospital bills, serve three years’ probation, and obey an order of protection.
• In January 2009, 40-year-old Tonia L. Peterson of Fair Grove, Missouri, was charged with first-degree assault for dumping half a bottle of eye drops into her husband’s tea in an attempt to kill her spouse. When investigators contacted the husband he reported experiencing stomach problems for the past two months, and poison control personnel informed a detective that ingesting too much Visine “would put a person in a coma with several other serious symptoms.”
• In June 2009, Denise Moyer of Wells, Vermont, was arrested for third degree assault after police confirmed she’d spiked a co-worker’s drink with Visine a few days before the woman became ill and died. The assault took place on 31 October 2008 at a Halloween party, and on 2 November 2008, 49-year-old Marceline Jones of Comstock died of what were then presumed to be natural causes.

Save the eye drops for those itchy, red, watery eyes.

--Al

 

[Sejanus]

Shitty