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Tyler Tarell Dukes Didn't Wanna Share Taco Bell, Bashes Twin Brother With A Baseball Bat, Of Course

Discussion in 'In The Mean Time' started by Echasez, Aug 13, 2017.

  1. Echasez

    Echasez Hope is the thing with feathers. Bold Member!

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    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nat...ther-baseball-bat-taco-bell-article-1.3405983
     
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  2. Burke

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    I mean, I empathize with the impulse, but sometimes you gotta share your tacos.
     
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    Anyone want to take a guess which one is the evil twin.!?
     
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  4. thatsmallgrl

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    Over reaction much?

    Also, I giggle at the wording of produced a baseball bat. I get what he means. I just picture someone grabbing a bunch of aluminium and quickly melding it into a bat and swinging.
     
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  5. cubby

    cubby Live Long and Prosper Bold Member!

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    The picture that came into my mind was him pulling that bad boy right out of his back pocket, like in a cartoon.

    Yeah, one twin going to community college, one twin who likes to hit people over the head with baseball bats over tacos. One good, one bad.
     
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  6. JackBurton

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    Id need to know what the taco bell order was before demonizing anyone here. The victim could have been some high and mighty prick for all we know. We gotta wonder, why didnt he get his bro a drink? Did everyone else get a drink? Theyre doing 1 dollar medium drinks at Taco Bell every day from 1-4 or something like that right now, would it have killed anybody to get a beverage for the guy?

    And how many tacos did they get him? Did the victim bring home 2 or 3 tacos and tell him "im still hungry btw, so split those with me". Bullshit.
     
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  7. Spider

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    Tacos are so fucking cheap it's best to buy a extra one or two if there are others with you just in case.
     
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    Sometimes it is a pain in the ass to carry two sodas when you also have a bag of food. Was there no soda or juice in the house, he could drink?
     
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  9. JackBurton

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    Are you fucking dense? They give you a convenient drink carrier if you get more than one and certainly would whenever you request one. This is such a non-fucking issue. I'm in shock reading you defending such shitbag food ordering. Get fucking real.

    God DAMMIT! Seriously what in the FUCK is wrong with you!!!!??
     
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  10. Peanut2

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    Especially if the person at home has a history of not opening the door for you when you're trying to get all that food into the house. So annoying.
     
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  11. Sugar Cookie

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    I don't eat that garbage and I don't know why you are so emotional about Taco Bell. You are the one who is making a big deal out of a damn drink. Ask who ever is wrecking your bussy at night to take it easy because it is making you are acting like a bitch.
     
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    I hope the brother told him he doesn't get any tacos after hitting him with a bat.
     
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  13. Doctor Slaughter

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    I had an asshole once ask for my taquito back in the day. My family was grateful for the extra meat. Nuff said :p
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    And no tacos for you either ;)
     
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  14. hookerspit

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    No tacos for you!
     
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  15. Brenni

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    Oh my ... Not @JackBurton ...:devil:
    You Don't want a piece of that my Dear :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious: Cookie .. Cookie .. Cookie :stop:


    ... Taco Bell breakfast (pretty good to my surprise) is the only fast food I've eaten in 6 years.
    .. and I eat it very very sparingly ... cuz my inner Food Nazi always prevails :)
     
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    Hey, at least it wasn't chicken nuggets this time.
     
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    Damn he is ugly. The bat was a little overboard. I say if he wants the bubble guts, let him have it. Mud butt is certainly not worth the jailtime
     
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    Did his eyes have a fight?
    It looks like they are trying to get as far apart as possible cuz they aren't on speaking terms.
    Guessing if its a twin the other one could be equally hammerhead sharked.
    Best advice...
    sunglasses...
    big...
    extra dark.
     
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    I hate Nazi's.
     
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