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Satanica

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http://www.wcsh6.com/news/local/tree-arrested-in-downtown-portland-for-blocking-traffic/340855788
PORTLAND, Maine (NEWS CENTER) -- A man dressed as a tree was arrested Monday afternoon for blocking traffic in downtown Portland.

At the intersection of Congress and High Streets, the man slowly crossed the streets and blocked traffic.

The spectacle gained a lot of attention from the public with many people taking videos and pictures.

Police identified the man as 30-year-old Asher Woodworth of Portland. He's been charged with obstructing a public way. Police say his motivation was to see how people would react to what he called his "performance" and how he might impact "people's natural choreography."
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Cops escorted him the rest of the way across the road like boy scouts escorting a granny, I would have loved to have seen the take down.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that would probably leaf him a little bushy.

There really are idiots everywhere.
 
The guy's obviously a white spruce, enjoying the benefits of white spruce privelege.

If he'd have been a more urban or ethnic looking tree, he would have a few broken limbs, minimum.
 
Should have hit the bastard. What an inconsiderate piece of overpriviledged shit he is. No one cares about your performance piece. We got shit to do and it don't involve stopping traffic for you.
 
This needed an angry motorist getting out of a car, opening a trunk, pulling out chainsaw and firing that bad boy up.
Then watch the performance really get interesting.
 
Dude is seriously lucky his natural choreography didn't end up having his slammed by the front end of an auto and impaled into it's windshield.
 
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