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Those Were The Days... D D Retrospective

Discussion in 'In The Mean Time' started by Dakota, Aug 31, 2013.

  1. Obsolete

    Obsolete Well-Known Member

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    Right, and I'm a nun.
     
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  2. gee

    gee Don't let the sweet pic fool you

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    Oh yeah... Blue waffle shit and the Octo porn.... That whole fucking thread was sick:hungover:
     
  3. Obsolete

    Obsolete Well-Known Member

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    Don't forget the deer fucker and the silicone penis!
     
  4. gee

    gee Don't let the sweet pic fool you

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    Awww... the dead deer fucker (He just couldn't help himself with the Deer's supple ass up in the air). I feel a tear coming down my face. That is the story that brought me here.
    Now silicon Penis is all Seattle Baby LMAO
     
  5. sanityslipping

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    I missed that story the first time around, and reading the thread, then the apology, then the mom's comments... I read it the other day, and I'm crying again JUST THINKING about it.
     
  6. malq

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    Then there was that overreaction to my avatar of a bleached anus. I've never got so many PM's....All asking if that was my asshole. I even had one accusing me of posting her lips cropped from a pic of her. To this day she thinks that's what I did.
     
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  7. Britefutr

    Britefutr Well-Known Member

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    So, her lips look like an anus?
     
  8. SpQa

    SpQa Virile member Bold Member!

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    This site... really. Amazing. Thank you for sharing.
     
  9. pace

    pace New Member

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    At 21 years old I thought I had experienced every emotion possible, then the Markes article showed me one that I can not describe.

    Thanks Dakota.
     
  10. TwiztidAngel

    TwiztidAngel FAMOUS LURKER

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    So im only remembered cuzz the blue waffle? Lmao fun times, fun times indeed :p :hilarious:
     
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  11. TwiztidAngel

    TwiztidAngel FAMOUS LURKER

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    @Obsolete, i need the link to the deer fucker and silicone penis please&thanks
     
  12. Obsolete

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    Ask @Jaded ...I can't do it on my phone.
     
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  13. Jaded

    Jaded No fucks to give Staff Member

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  14. TwiztidAngel

    TwiztidAngel FAMOUS LURKER

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    TwiztidAngel FAMOUS LURKER

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  16. MC30

    MC30 honey badger

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    oh come on now...nobody remembers the lady who shaved her twat to go see her husband? while her ex was in the car?
     
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  17. starry1

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    I'd never heard of that dead deer fucker before. Wish I still hadn't. Though thinking of morbid tossing his toaster oven's salad is hilarious.
     
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  18. TwiztidAngel

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    I remember that story, i think she wrecked cuz she was too busy pruning her vajayjay area

    That one still wasnt as funny as the bitch that threatened to kill her ex and his friend cuz she wanted her snatch kicked...the ex refused immediately but the friend was gonna do it till he walked closer and smelled a horrible smell coming from her vag :vomit:
     
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  19. TwiztidAngel

    TwiztidAngel FAMOUS LURKER

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    Licked! Licked! Wanted her snatch LICKED, not kicked...stupid phone... and my edit option went wonky so i cant edit my post atm :arghh:
     
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  20. starry1

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    OMFG, the Yoders. Still reading though.
     
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  21. Katie23

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    I WANT MORE!!!!!
     
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  22. OnlyWhoresUseFrozen

    OnlyWhoresUseFrozen Active Member

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    http://www.dreamindemon.com/2010/03/08/crashed-caused-by-woman-shaving-her-vagina-while-driving/

    and...

    http://www.dreamindemon.com/2010/11...ina-odor-woman-threatens-to-slit-mans-throat/

    You're welcome. :D
     
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  23. sherrz

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    Jesus, I remember all of these threads from back when I was on here regularly... I've missed this site!
     
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  24. AllElseFailed

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    THANK YOU EVERYONE! These threads are awesome. I have spent the last slow week at work reading all. Definitely helped to make my days go faster! I so love this site.
     
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  25. Katie23

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    SERIOUSLY SOMEONE POST MORE!!!!!! This is my favorite thread!
     
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  26. gatekeeper

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  27. Pete Bondurant

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    SoUncool's bare breasts and ass in the Red Light District.
     
  28. maddhattie

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    I'm sorry for beating a dead horse, but I have a question about the whole Beantown Bitch faking cancer thing. There was another user name that popped up a lot while I was searching for the answers to the craziness. I think the name was Looneywop or something similar? Thanks in advance for assisting my nosy meddling. :)
     
  29. Katie23

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    I was told he went loony, he was banned. He has a lot of threads in NSFW.
     
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  30. maddhattie

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    I can't access the NSFW thread, I'm not a Bold Member yet. I'm gonna try to do that after Christmas, so that I don't screw up the finely maneuvered landmine that is my budget, LOL! Maybe one of our Veteran Members can tell me a bit more. Thanks again!