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Those Were The Days... D D Retrospective

Discussion in 'In The Mean Time' started by Dakota, Aug 31, 2013.

  1. Dakota

    Dakota FORUM BITCH / Beloved Cunt Bold Member!

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    With so many new members around here, I thought I'd share some of my favorite D'D memories: (old threads so new comments in them aren't really needed)

    Shaun Glassey lures teen to an attack, ends up dead is the thread that gave us "Dead Shaun". If you get a weird phone call, you can be sure that is Shaun calling from hell.

    The asshat who showed up here and pretended to be his neighbor and others can be found in James Crise likes to make movies. He didn't go away until the courts locked him up.

    A case that started as a malnourished child turned out to anything but that in Erin Brittany Markes Starved Her Child. Make sure to read it all the way through to the conclusion.

    Elizabeth Gayle Feller wanted a swim...dammit and she showed up here in disguise.

    We had our own pet hooker for a while after Karen Tyborowski & Marissa Smith will love you long time was posted. She tried to sneak back in in Crustacion Salutations but quickly left.

    A horrific accident in Girl's feet severed on ride at Six Flags ended up with a father warming everyone's hearts.

    I still think of some people as "Yoders" after the wreck in Casey Shay Yoder Somehow Ended Up With A Dead Baby Under The Pillow

    Our beloved Unamused Cat solved a mystery in Waller Tx Jane Doe Is Joann Cisneros Perez Most of the pictures are gone from the thread but the feel is still there.

    I still have the video around here - somewhere - that the asshat posted as "proof" of his innocence in Mark Broedel tries to drown his wife. Greenacres NOT the place to be.

    Make sure to check out the Mail Bag area of the forum. We used to get tons of funny emails and they'd get posted. In Opions Witch Are Like Ass Wholes .... you'll find out why some of us get rolling in laughter over "Quilty".

    And I can't forget Octopus Porn. 'Nuff Said. because some things are just unforgettable.


    I'm sure there are many more great threads that I'm not remembering at the moment. Perhaps @Nell or some other old person around here will list some more...
     
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  2. Nell

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    The only one I can think of right now is the "My Son is Sick" thread, cause everyone wants to hear about Owd.
     
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  3. Alf

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    Let's not forget Ralphie deMayo, who seems to have fallen off the face of the Earth after he learned James Crise wound up doing between 26 and 81 years for his escapades.

    --Al
     
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    Opions Witch Are like Ass Wholes was the first thread I read on here. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
     
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  5. Dakota

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    We never get any good mail anymore. :( Nowadays they just send nastygrams about how they are going to sue us. They don't even bother to make asshat excuses or blame their ex or anything worth posting.
     
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  6. Nell

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    A question i get alot is "what thread can I look at to find out why Peeperann was banned." And i will tell you all here, that is a tough one, as most of it went down in Bullshit. But there was one thread were a member called her out on lying about what her son did in the Military. MammammainNC I think. Maybe you can remember @Dakota.
     
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  7. Dakota

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    It wasn't any one thread. It was all over - in Chit Chat, Bullshit, any thread that had to do with a pit bull or gay folks or the military. The postings that sealed the deal where she went off the deep end and started posting personal details (because she kept files on everyone LOL) and flat out spooking folks have long been deleted. She's not worth the research needed to pinpoint all the lies and threats and out-n-out whackadoodlery.
     
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  8. Dakota

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    I have to take partial blame for Peeperann. I made her head blow up to gargantuan size. If I had only known then what was to come in the years after, I would have never encouraged her in Peeperann, the Pizza, and the Stuff of Legends.

    Despite all that, the pizza thing is still priceless.
     
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  9. myra manes

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    That was the shit that brought me here .. :D
     
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    Damn, the walk down memory lane.
     
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  11. myra manes

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    I was so wrapped up in the Caylee Anthony case, I missed this thread ..

    I'm disappointed ..
     
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  12. Dakota

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    You missed nothing, Myra. I just posted this a week ago to give all the new folks a bit of D'D history and give the old folks a refresher course.
     
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  13. myra manes

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    That makes me feel better .. :D

    I seem to remember another nut job around that same time ..
    I'm trying to remember the details ..
     
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  14. brandi

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  15. Obsolete

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    I was going to mention the pizza thread but I see you've already covered that. The Markes story was one of my faves.
     
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    YES! I remember Grockle "fondly". That's definitely one I wanted to mention for all the noobs to check out. Prime example of the great American Tard Defender for all the newbs to learn from...
     
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  17. brandi

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    Who could forget? Lol even the name just has a strange, unusual ring to it haha
     
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  18. Dakota

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    Grokle wasn't a Tard. He was a Troll.

    Tards are family and friends that are misguided and deluded in their instance of asshat innocence.

    Trolls are usually unconnected to the case and say absolute balderdash because they like to get a rise out of people. It's like a game for them... or sport fishing.
     
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  19. Robynne

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    Not too old, but remember the one with the chick whose kid fell out of the car and got run over, five minutes later, mom showed up, grabbed kid, and took off?
    She showed up here bragging about what a great mom she was and how she had her first kid at 15 or something?
     
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  20. LoKi4778

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    I still think that it might have been Kyra herself. I don't remember if she said whether or not she knew her, but as always, you're probably right,... my mistake. As this is the only discussion forum I belong to, I'm still learning the subtleties of forum terminology...;)
     
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  21. Dakota

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    No worries. I just like to keep the tards straight from the trolls.

    I can assure you that it wasn't Kara. Grokle wasn't even located in this country... much less the same state.
     
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    Well THAT explains a lot...
     
  24. Dakota

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    Thanks for this thread, there were some older stories I had missed. I laughed until I cried at the Elizabeth Gayle Feller story and then I just cried at the Erin Markes story, especially when I saw she commented on the front page article of Impqueens apology on the 3rd anniversary of his death.

    But then the Karen/hooker story had me snortgiggling again. Sometimes these threads are a balm after the horror of the other stories featured here.

    In fact i think I should bookmark Elizabeths thread and when I feel myself getting overwhelmed and angry at the crimes against children stories I will read it again.
     
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  26. AngelFire

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    The Octopus porn was the first thread that made me go google the shit out of it and now I wake up screaming in the middle of the night. Now I google NADA...No I lied. I went and Googled Blue Waffle thanks to that skank @Obsolete
     
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  27. Obsolete

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    Fuck you Hooker. What's her name brought up Blue Waffle, I just pointed it out....the Juggalette...fuck why can't I remember her name on here? Oh yea..Twizted Angel.
     
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  28. AngelFire

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    I only recall you telling me to Google that shit and me doing it too. Oh and Dakota was the one who alerted me to "safe mode" searches and shit. *don't trust these bitches with Google searches*
     
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  29. Obsolete

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    Don't act like you don't love that shit.
     
  30. AngelFire

    AngelFire Your dream or your nightmare. You decide.

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    You know I am innocent. :rolleyes:
     
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