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The Clever Fox

Discussion in 'Past Crimes' started by kevin jhon, Nov 14, 2017.

  1. kevin jhon

    kevin jhon New Member

    There once lived a crow. One day he was very hungry. He had not been able to get any food the previous day. “If I do not get anything to eat I will starve to death," he thought.
    As the crow was searching for food, his eyes fell on a piece of bread. He quickly swooped down, picked it up and flew off. Far away in a lonely place he sat on a tree to enjoy the bread.
    Just then a hungry fox saw the crow sitting on the tree holding the bread in his mouth. “Yummy! That bread looks delicious. What I would give to get that piece of bread," the fox thought.
    The fox decided to use all his cunning means to get the piece of bread from the mouth of the crow. He sat under the tree. The crow saw him and thought, “I guess this fox wants to eat my bread. I shall hold it carefully." And he held on to the bread even more tightly.
    The clever fox spoke to the crow politely. He said, “Hello friend! How are you?" But the crow did not say anything.
    “Crows are such lovely birds. And you are very charming too," said the fox, flattering the crow

    Then the fox said," I have heard that besides being beautiful you also have a sweet voice. Please sing a song for me."
    By now the crow started to believe what the fox was saying. “The fox knows true beauty. I must be the most beautiful bird in this whole world. I will sing him a song," thought the crow.
    As soon as the foolish crow opened his mouth to sing the bread fell from its beak and into the ground. The Clever fox, which had just been waiting for this very moment, caught the bread in his mouth and gulped it down his throat.
    The crow had paid a heavy price for his foolishness.
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    i know this story
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  2. Echasez

    Echasez Hope is the thing with feathers. Bold Member!

    Whoa, way to blame the victim!

    That fox really needs to get a job and stop being a parasite on the rest of society... I wonder if he was ever brought to justice.
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  3. thatsmallgrl

    thatsmallgrl Tiny Warrior Bold Member!

    I love story time.

    Can you do the turtle and the hare next?
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  4. myra manes

    myra manes Trusted Member

    Wtf have I walked into?
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  5. lithiumgirl

    lithiumgirl Pretty Nice Troll Bold Member!

    This fox should have kept it going, she would have gotten into his car for sure. A little more ambitions and he'd have more than bread.

    Birdie ... birdie, in the snow, Its cold out side I know, I know ...

    I'll temp you with a piece of bread and then I'll bash your little head.

    --- Heard someplace. I said this to my kids once ... OMG ... their eyes ... they loved it!
  6. Sejanus

    Sejanus Well-Known Member Bold Member!

    The Fox is clearly a Satanist.
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  7. notchback

    notchback Well-Known Member Bold Member!

    Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However, the weather soon turned cold, and the sparrow reluctantly started to fly south. After a short time, ice began to form on his wings and he fell to earth in a barnyard almost frozen. A cow passed by and crapped on the little bird and the sparrow thought it was the end, but the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy the little sparrow began to sing. Just then, a cat came by, heard the chirping and investigated the sounds. As the cat cleared away the manure, he found the chirping bird and promptly ate him.

    This story has three morals:
    (1) Everyone who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy.
    (2) Everyone who gets you out of shit is not necessarily your friend.
    (3) If you are warm and happy in a pile of shit, keep your mouth shut.
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