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Valasca

Death, horror, torture
Objectively, the sketch is bad.

The thick lines look like an inverted triangle with hair, or a strawberry wearing a tiny cap. The two dot eyes are inexplicably paired with horizontal lines and no eyebrows. There is only one ear.

And yet, the Lancaster, Pa., police say they have identified a suspect who they say pretended to be a farmers market worker before fleeing with cash Jan. 30, thanks to a witness who drew a picture from memory.

The sketch was “amateurish and cartoonish,” local police said Wednesday in a Facebook post. But the sketch, along with a physical description of the thief, reminded at least one officer of an encounter with Hung Phuoc Nguyen, 44. Police then showed the witness photos of possible suspects, including Nguyen.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/amph...it-actually-worked/?__twitter_impression=true

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It's better than anything I could draw
 
The name really doesn't match this perp whatsoever.
Is this a joke about him wanting to be...
a Hung Phouc?

He looks more like Inverse Microdik.

As to the sketch;
I am surprised they didn't pick up Andy Capp for questioning.
 
I kind of see it around the eyes.

Edit

Ignore the hat and the funky chin.
Just look at the eyes.
The artist nailed it.
 
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there had to be a Slav in the woodpile, sad, when you look so cartoonish that sketch would nail ya
 
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