Shirley Mason Stole Motorized Wheelchair Loaded With $600 Worth Of Stolen Goods From Walmart

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Shirley Mason, 46, was located riding away with her loot two miles from Walmart in Fruitport Township, Mich​

Call it a slow-speed chase. Police caught up with a woman who rode away from a Michigan Walmart with the store's motorized wheelchair — and $600 worth of stolen merchandise
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Shirley Mason, 46, was located riding away with her loot two miles from Walmart in Fruitport Township on Monday and charged with stealing the wheelchair, valued at $1,200, and other goods,
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Mason, who bonded out, told police she motored off in the wheelchair when no one was able to give her a ride. She had six bags of clothes, but didn't have a receipt, according to the Chronicle. Mason also had an outstanding warrant for her arrest.
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Mason took off in the wheelchair "because she didn't feel like walking."

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/cri...ed-wheelchair-wal-mart-cops-article-1.1935824

 

[Valasca]

Fruitport? You can't make this shit up.

 

[lithiumgirl]

She looks like she eats children...wow...such a benign story and yet that pic is scary as all fuck.

 

[Chinchillazilla]

Is her shirt pink and green on one side and purple and yellow on the other side?

 

[Wolf_of_Mars]

How the Hell do you port a fruit?

 

[CbabyRKO]

Is her shirt pink and green on one side and purple and yellow on the other side?

Nope. It's the camera I guess...it looks like that on my phone.

 

[CbabyRKO]

Did she steal some tweezers coz her eyebrows are taking over her face.

 

[MinorAbrasions]

Wow...go big or go home, I guess.

 

[gatekeeper]

Where the heck was Loss Prevention? We have multiple Wally's and Security and L.P. are always busting shoplifters. But, I do have to admit I smirked, and shook my head thinking, "Have we really gotten to the point we're too lazy to take our shoplifting home, so we gotta steal a 3 m.p.h. scooter, too?" lol.