Sarah Jean Wilmoth's May Be A Shitty Mother But Her Snatch Smells Great

[Sugar Cookie]

A woman was arrested Saturday after sheriff's officials said she left her infant son inside a car for longer than an hour as she shoplifted inside a Publix.

Sarah Jean Wilmoth, 30, was charged with leaving a child unattended in a vehicle for longer than 15 minutes, possession of methamphetamine, possession of drug paraphernalia and shoplifting, according to her arrest affidavit.

Deputies were called to Publix, 4145 Ninth St. S.W., about 4:30 p.m. Saturday by bystanders who saw an infant alone in a car crying hysterically.

They had parked near the car and told investigators the child was inside alone when they arrived and after they finished a 45-minute shopping trip. Deputies determined the child had been there for more than an hour, according to the affidavit.

Wilmoth was located and arrested inside the supermarket as Indian River County Fire Rescue workers tended to the child, who was unharmed. She said she left the boy in the car because he was sleeping at the time, the affidavit said.

When Wilmoth was searched, deputies found a plastic bag containing a crack pipe and methamphetamine laced with cocaine, according to the arrest affidavit.

In Wilmoth's bra were several toiletries worth about $35 that she admitted stealing from Publix while inside, the affidavit said.

https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/c...r-over-hour-she-shoplifted-publix/1036740001/
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[Stormcloud]

Trash. D= Though she looks like she might need the toiletries.

Hope her kid is taken as far away from her as possible.

 

[Prettypink513]

It took an HOUR to steal $35 worth of shit???? I've never stolen anything before, but I would think that you'd wanna get in and out as fast as possible

 

[Sejanus]

In an hour she should have been able to bank $300+ worth of stuff.
She sucks at boosting.

Clean up her hair, do her makeup, get the chin thing dealt with.
If her body is half ok she could make a tidy bit as a Backpage escort.
Might be good for her.

Rehome the kid...ya know cuz then mom would be a dirty whore.

 

[FrayedKnot]

Lest we forget, the boosted shit was IN HER BRA.

 

[Edwina Gein]

Every time I read these stories, I'm just like... how? How do they fit all that? I struggle with a tampon and this woman has a whole recreational pharmacy up there

 

[FrayedKnot]

Every time I read these stories, I'm just like... how? How do they fit all that? I struggle with a tampon and these ladies have a whole recreational pharmacy up there

Ha ha. I was tryna be stealth one day and hide a tampon in my waistband so I could leave the classroom and head to the ladies'.

It fell out onto the floor and one of my kids said "You drop you candy!":hilarious:

 

[Brillig]

It took an HOUR to steal $35 worth of shit???? I've never stolen anything before, but I would think that you'd wanna get in and out as fast as possible

So in addition to being a failure at parenting and at life in general, she is also a failure at shoplifting. Well done, skank.
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Every time I read these stories, I'm just like... how? How do they fit all that? I struggle with a tampon and this woman has a whole recreational pharmacy up there

My friend who has a huge rack can fit an astonishing amount of stuff in her bra. Phone, huge ring of keys, wallet, inhaler, bottle of tylenol, notebook, pens, another inhaler, etc, etc. One time she was looking for something in her bra and started emptying and making a pile on the table. The pile ended up being far bigger than one woud imagne would fit, like a clown car at the circus. I wish i had taken a video, because it woud have gone viral it was so funny.

 

[Edwina Gein]

My friend who has a huge rack can fit an astonishing amount of stuff in her bra. Phone, huge ring of keys, wallet, inhaler, bottle of tylenol, notebook, pens, another inhaler, etc, etc. One time she was looking for something in her bra and started emptying and making a pile on the table. The pile ended up being far bigger than one woud imagne would fit, like a clown car at the circus. I wish i had taken a video, because it woud have gone viral it was so funny.

If I wear the right underwire bra, I can put my drink in my cleavage. Mostly I just keep money in it if I'm going to a bar or something, it's easier to tip drag queens that way

I'm a classy broad

 

[Brenni]

It took an HOUR to steal $35 worth of shit???? I've never stolen anything before, but I would think that you'd wanna get in and out as fast as possible

I'm quite brazen BUT I couldn't steal ...
I'd be all paranoid and freaked out and give myself up "can I help you" I DID IT!!!! ..... And throw the Tampons on the floor :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:

 

[Prettypink513]

So in addition to being a failure at parenting and at life in general, she is also a failure at shoplifting. Well done, skank.
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My friend who has a huge rack can fit an astonishing amount of stuff in her bra. Phone, huge ring of keys, wallet, inhaler, bottle of tylenol, notebook, pens, another inhaler, etc, etc. One time she was looking for something in her bra and started emptying and making a pile on the table. The pile ended up being far bigger than one woud imagne would fit, like a clown car at the circus. I wish i had taken a video, because it woud have gone viral it was so funny.

I used to carry a .38 in my bra. I know how that goes lol
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I'm quite brazen BUT I couldn't steal ...
I'd be all paranoid and freaked out and give myself up "can I help you" I DID IT!!!! ..... And throw the Tampons on the floor :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:

not the tampons on the floor!!!! :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:

 

[Brenni]

I used to carry a .38 in my bra. I know how that goes lol
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not the tampons on the floor!!!! :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:

I'm keeping with the theme ... ok ..
Lollipops on the floor!!!

 

[Alf]

I wish i had taken a video, because it would have gone viral it was so funny.

I have actually seen a few videos like that. One woman pulled a pair of pliers, a screwdriver, and a smallish crescent wrench out of her bra.

--Al

 

[everjaded]

Sigh. I mean... Thanks, bystanders, I guess. But you saw this kid alone and just went on in to l do your shopping?

The call made was better late than never but who knows what else could have happened in that unattended 45 minutes.