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Paedophile Ryan Kirk Thought He Was Too Good Looking For Prison, Judge Disagreed

Discussion in 'In The Mean Time' started by Sugar Cookie, Sep 13, 2017.

  1. Sugar Cookie

    Sugar Cookie Well-Known Member Bold Member!

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    A paedophile who claimed he was 'too pretty to go to prison' has been jailed for four years after trying to groom a 15-year-old for sex over Facebook.

    Ryan Kirk, from Rotherham, South Yorkshire, admitted three counts of sexual activity with a child, but only after changing his plea four days into a five-day trial.

    The 25-year-old was also found guilty at Sheffield Crown Court of one count of grooming, which he had denied.

    'Kirk was 22-years-old at the time of his offending, and knew full well the girl was only 15, having befriended her initially on Facebook and stating he was 19.

    'He tried to coax her into a sexual relationship, saying he wanted more from her and by making reference to her age, claiming if she was older it would be more, and by picking her up in his car, driving to secluded locations to make further advances and deviously attempt to influence her.

    'He completely took advantage of a young girl and exploited her, to satisfy his own sick and twisted need for control and power.

    'When he became aware the police were involved, he begged her to not say what had really happened, claiming he was too pretty to go prison and telling her what she should say, then checking in with her again after she had spoken to police.'

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4881084/Paedophile-said-pretty-prison-jailed.html

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    I hope your cellmate finds you good looking and puts your mouth to use.
     
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  2. Prettypink513

    Prettypink513 Church Member Bold Member!

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    Lets agree to disagree, funny lookin
     
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  3. Valasca

    Valasca Death, horror, torture Bold Member!

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    Idk.
    Pretty fly for a white guy.

    Yeah. I'm lying
     
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  4. cubby

    cubby Live Long and Prosper Bold Member!

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    Oh yeah, he's a lying pussy, couldn't handle a grown woman, had to go abusing the kids. He needs a little prison loving. Piece of Shit, ugly MF'er.

    :fish:
     
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  5. Sejanus

    Sejanus Well-Known Member

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    Prison system justice comin' riiiight up!
     
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  6. everjaded

    everjaded ಠ_ಠ Bold Member!

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    He does have fairly soft features, but I certainly don't think he's pretty.

    I do think under the proper tutelage he might make a pretty fierce drag queen, however. There's nothing at all overtly masculine about his face.
     
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  7. JackBurton

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    Seems a bit harsh for that country, especially for the age range and the lack of any actual rape occuring.
     
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  8. Brenni

    Brenni Dismember Bold Member!

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    I guess if you're into fairy lookin ginger diddler dudes ...
    .. Who look like they may be into secretly wearing mini skirts and stilettos :p he's ur guy.
     
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  9. Doctor Slaughter

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    Sorry Jack, I hadda give ya some crap from professional courtesy, but in all seriousness....eh, ya think yer too pretty to do the time, dont do the crime. Now he will become a human dickpocket for bubba, zero sympathy.
     
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  10. Craygor

    Craygor Well-Known Member Bold Member!

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    Shit, I'm a hell of a lot prettier than him. ;)
     
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