I have LONG conversations with Raj and Sweetie Pie the Psycho (severe abuse rescue)! In fact, they follow me thru my daily routine offering comments, complaints and, I think, some cussin'. I go "rowrrr"...; they go, "mrow, meeeeerow, row, row". We understand each other perfectly.
They are saying, "quit that shit you're doing and cater to our wishes! Mai belly wants pets an mai ears need to be rubbed. Oh yeah, I peed on your purse because there's a shred of paper in the litter box" All Siamese are nuts, that's why I luvs them.
You give that kitteh some good tuna fish.