Off Duty Cop Michael Flaig Defends A Female Friend @ A Bar... By Biting Another Guy's Testicles?

[Forensicwx]

An Anne Arundel County police officer faces an assault charge after he bit another man's testicles in a fight over a woman on Cinco de Mayo, according to charging documents released by police Wednesday.

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According to charging documents, a man told police he was assaulted by two men, one of whom bit his testicles in the alley behind Looney's Pub....

A woman approached the responding officers to tell them she witnessed the fight, according to charging documents. Police said she gave description of the attacker who was wearing a blue and white polo shirt and cargo shorts. "The bitee actually got the better of him in the fist fight after we broke them up is when he disclosed he'd been bitten in the testicles," Thomas Bourne said.

Bourne was one of a number of people who tried to break up the fight.

"He was upset, took him a long time to calm down. He indicated he needed medical assistance. He was bleeding in his area after what happened,"....

According to the charging documents, police said Michael Flaig, 31, was found on the second floor of the bar with blood stains on his shirt and appeared inebriated.

"Mr. Flaig had blood shot eyes, slurred words and a strong odor of (alcohol) coming from his person," charging documents stated.

Flaig identified himself as an Anne Arundel County police officer and after he was identified as one of the attackers, was placed under arrest.

Police learned that Flaig and another man jumped the victim outside the bar after the victim confronted Flaig about his touching his friend and roommate -- a woman.

The victim told police that during the altercation Flaig bit his testicle and ran off.

Police said they were unable to find the second man involved in the attack.

Flaig is being charged with second-degree assault.

http://m.wbaltv.com/news/police-anne-arundel-county-police-officer-bites-mans-testicles/32841400

 

[mobiusclimber]

... Seriously, who the hell does that? Even if I was in a fight and getting my ass kicked, and dude's balls were for some reason just swinging there in the breeze, it would not occur to me to bite them. Kick them? Punch them? Maybe. But BITE them??? Nope, don't think.

 

[DaggerLawless]

Well that is one way to defend a the honor of a lady friend. Personally I would have just hit the guy, but if putting another man's testicles in your mouth is how you wanna go about the situation go for it bruh.

 

[mobiusclimber]

Bet he didn't get any for his "bravery" and ball-biting either. Just trying to show off for the ladies who remained, as always, unimpressed.

 

[DaggerLawless]

I know if I was a lady, I would totes be impressed by a man with balls in his mouth.

 

[CbabyRKO]

Gives new meaning to the term low blow. Something tells me he has done this before. Had balls in his mouth I mean.

 

[gatekeeper]

A drunk cop defending him and his buddy's right to touch another guy's female friend/roomie gets into a back alley bar fight, and "the cop" gets his ass whipped and sinks his teeth into the guy's nuts cuz he's mad. Smhlol. Wow. He sounds more like a p**sy than a dick. I bet he's feeling SO tough and manly around the guys (and the entire town) right about now. Hopefully, he only nipped the guy's sac.

 

[Apryl]

So let me get this straight. ...he voluntarily tea bagged himself? Really?

 

[Keepalowprofile]

Ole'


(In my minds eye, I see him dressed like a bull fighter... don't ask me why.)

 

[mobiusclimber]

I love his photo. It's like he's listening to them read back his activities from the previous night and he's just like "aw shit... how am I gonna explain this... gonna have my picture in the paper and everything..."

 

[Catness]

Most guys really don't want another dude's balls between their teeth, so I'm thinking this fight was just the excuse he was looking for to get a taste of balls.

 

[mybum62]

Gee...did they teach him this technique at the academy??

 

[gatekeeper]

Depending on who the big jerk got in a fight with, maybe he was hungry for some...

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[JackBurton]

Police learned that Flaig and another man jumped the victim outside the bar after the victim confronted Flaig about his touching his friend and roommate -- a woman.

So the title is wrong. Flaig was the toucher and the biter. The victim was defending HIS friend.

There needs to be stiffer crimes for the wounding of a mans genitalia. These attacks need something more severe than mere assault, needs to be at least harsher sentencing guidelines.

 

[The Kinky Unicorn]

So the title is wrong. Flaig was the toucher and the biter. The victim was defending HIS friend.

There needs to be stiffer crimes for the wounding of a mans genitalia. These attacks need something more severe than mere assault, needs to be at least harsher sentencing guidelines.

Agree. Injuring a man there, that is fucked up.