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Newbie Here Be Gentle On Me

Discussion in 'Introduce Yourself!' started by Scraptor, Sep 12, 2017.

  1. Scraptor

    Scraptor New Member

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    I’m an adventure seeker. Love to go kiteboarding at every opportunity I get. I love mountain biking and do it about 3x / week as part of my fun cardio combo!

    I've learned a lot here already just lurking around. I look forward to exchanging ideas and discussion topics with all of you. Please excuse me in advance if I seem blunt or terse at times, or make spelling mistakes.
     
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  2. Nell

    Nell Unending melancholy Bold Member!

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    A man... quite the rarity. Have fun.
     
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  3. Echasez

    Echasez Hope is the thing with feathers. Bold Member!

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    Welcome, have a cookie!
     
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  4. cubby

    cubby Live Long and Prosper Bold Member!

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    As long as you stay off the couch, you might make it. No promises on the spelling thing, tho.:p
     
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  5. Alf

    Alf Sometimes Cats Know

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    Blunt is good.

    Terse is okay, as long as you are willing to expand upon request.

    Thoes speling misteaks aer giong to be a porblem, thoguh. Or you could just say you haven't run all the mistakes out of your keyboard yet. (That's my excuse.)

    --Al
     
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  6. Prettypink513

    Prettypink513 Church Member Bold Member!

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    I don't like you already...
    --- Double Post Merged, Sep 12, 2017, Original Post Date: Sep 12, 2017 ---
    Naw I'm just bullshittin :hilarious: Welcome to the Den
     
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  7. Keepalowprofile

    Keepalowprofile Chartreuse Bold Member!

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    Hey.

    I try not to do anything cardio.
    I dont want to waste a single heart beat doing something that makes me sweat.

    I was going to sign up for a half marathon. But when i found out i couldn't bring my horse, i said fuck that.

    How old are you? Married/single? Kids? Pets? Hobbies, crafts, do you build things?
     
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  8. everjaded

    everjaded ಠ_ಠ Bold Member!

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    Welcome! Have a cookie. I had quite the stockpile, thinking we'd be without power and living out of the pantry after Irmageddon, but we fared OK. :shame:
     
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  9. Keepalowprofile

    Keepalowprofile Chartreuse Bold Member!

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    If you have extra chocolate i want some.
     
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  10. Muriel Schwenck

    Muriel Schwenck Well-Known Member Bold Member!

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    Terse is good. We need more men in the forum.
     
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  11. SpQa

    SpQa Virile member Bold Member!

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  12. Craygor

    Craygor Well-Known Member Bold Member!

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    Sup
     
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  13. carolinablue

    carolinablue float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.

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    Welcome Scrapton!Even though you have failed to show me proper respect AND haven't paid your dues! It's ok; everybody here has been disrespectful and MEEEAN to me just because I raised taxes... I need lots of money for SHOES!

    Beware of EVERYBODY here. Morbid is a dope fiend...he LUVS to sniff bleach and swill MAD Dog 20/20. Do NAWT go into his "apartment", it's being investigated by the Homeland Security due to the fatal fungus in his dirty hovel. Just walking past it will give you an STD!

    Morbid's shitcanned by the moderators for shoving subrosa into the reflecting pool by the cop shop. Subrosa has signed him up for gender reassignment...if you see a hairy hominid wearing a prom dress and making grunting noises, it's Morbid.

    You may refer to me as "Your Awesomeness"

    Would you like a chihuahua? How 'bout a poodle puppy? Or one of my homicidal cats?

    I shall make you one of my man hoes. I get all the money...and you will live in a big dog house with all my other man hoes.

    Now go find me some "arthritis medicine"...GOOD BOY!
     
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  14. Satanica

    Satanica Trusted Member Bold Member!

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    Welcome aboard!
     
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  15. Scraptor

    Scraptor New Member

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    Noted!
     
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  16. Victoria

    Victoria Intrepid Sojourner Bold Member!

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    Welcome Scraptor. Help yourself to a Demonite Cookie as well as a free piece of advice.

    Don't sit on the couch.

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