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A 60 year old Florida man living with his 81 year old mother has been placed under arrest. The problem in this scenario? It's not his mugshot. Not the fact that he still lived with his mother. Maybe he was taking care of her, right? Getting her meds, running errands. That's what a loving son does.

Well...the issue is that his mother is dead. And has been. For months. He says he didn't kill her, I'm inclined to believe him, but when mom croaked, Michael did what any reasonable human being would do and called the police
Norman Bates kind of nutjob does and decided to push two couches together, shove momma's corpse up in there, and cover it with blankets.

He then cleared the bank accounts, and continued to collect her SSI checks over the next four months, apparently immune to the potent stench of decay that permeated the home, noted by police when they performed a welfare check for the old lady. The report described the surprise under the blankets as unrecognizable.

It is unknown if a mountain of empty Vick's Vapor Rub containers were found in the house as well.

http://m.nydailynews.com/news/natio...living-mother-corpse-months-article-1.2274202
 
Did he really think no one at all would wonder what happened to her? He's a special kind of stupid.
 
What in the holy hell!?! Who thinks you can hide a dead body in the living room and not smell it, ever?
 
60 years old and he's that stupid? I thought people got smarter as they got older.

Except for those two guys who got into an argument over beer, and one shot the other. And the old guys who've befriended young girls online, and showed up with open bottles of viagra in tow. And that old hag who tried to get the young girl in the restroom to touch her wee-wee. And a handful of other old geezers who've done stupid things.

So where'd the "older & wiser" saying come from?? If this fucker is actually wiser now than when he was younger, he must have been a real dipshit back in the day.
 
60 years old and he's that stupid?
Well, he was still living with his mother and by the sounds of it leeching off her too. Doesn't scream high intelligence anyway.

Hey, wait, sounds suspiciously like an ex-husband of mine... I wonder how my ex-MIL is right now...
 
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:wtf: Yep! we definitely have some fucking nuts up in this place :D these are the people in Florida that make me look sane :p

.... I can go about my daily kookiness and no one even notices ;)
 
For one, I found the lazy eye very fitting, all things considered. That along with this being a Florida story. One has to wonder if he ever struck conversations with her corpse or worse yet rubbed one out while her corpse sat there in its decomposing state. I know he's old,but that doesn't mean he couldn't get Viagra. Not to mention if one is to believe porn, lots of old people can still blow a load like a spry 20 year old.
 
Both...Chris says i taste like lemon and candy. And I have great taste in general. classic, simple and subdued.
Just an FYI: You might want to adjust your diet or the soaps you use. Lemon vaj-jay means your PH balance is out of whack and too high in acidity :p
 
Just an FYI: You might want to adjust your diet or the soaps you use. Lemon vaj-jay means your PH balance is out of whack and too high in acidity :p

Lemony CANDY....you going to try and tell me I'm a Diabetic too? For the love of God can you say or text the word vagina? VAGINA...I have one...you have one...be proud of it...call it by its name. VAGINA.
 
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Lemony CANDY....you going to try and tell me I'm a Diabetic too? For the love of God can you say or text the word vagina? VAGINA...I have one...you have one...be proud of it...call it by its name. VAGINA.
You got a vagina?? :facepalm: That just sounds sick!!:eek: I got me a rocket pocket. :smuggrin: Accessories sold separately
 
What in the holy hell!?! Who thinks you can hide a dead body in the living room and not smell it, ever?
As long as the TV is on and there's an empty beer carton around , things should not look out of the ordinary. Plus chilly to make the farts to cover the stench.
 
Lemony CANDY....you going to try and tell me I'm a Diabetic too? For the love of God can you say or text the word vagina? VAGINA...I have one...you have one...be proud of it...call it by its name. VAGINA.

I admit, I love VAGINAs. Who could not?!
 

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