At first i wanted to call him a dumbass, but then the pure ballsiness of this, the manliness, the in your face, fuck the consequences audacity, the "i'm a fucking man and i don't let anything scare me, i will rule over nature no matter the cost" attitude won me over.
This guy may be a fucking idiot of the lowliest caliber, but he's also a badass the likes of which none of us could ever dream of competing with or comparing to. You can all spew all you want out of your self righteous mouths, "uh no, he's just dumb. And the fact that i wouldn't do this doesn't show what a coward i am compared to this king among men, it just shows i'm not a complete fool", but the fact of the matter is this dude is as brave as they come and he makes all of us look like yellow pussies. No ifs, ands, or buts, we are but insects when it comes to brazenly tackling life and all its challenges and fears.
Hopefully he refuses to regret this decision. Hopefully that absurd, somewhat endearing and enviable level of arrogance wins out even now. Seriously, how much better would our lives be if we had even half of this mans confidence, think of what you'd accomplish if you truly put ZERO limitations on yourself? Who among us can say we actually lived our life that way? This guy did it, and it bit him, sure, but hopefully that doesn't kill that spirit. Hopefully he tells his dream killing, dull ass family members to cut the shit talkin, he's proud of what he did and would do it again with 2 snakes if he could go back, one around the neck and the other around what no doubt is one massive fucking real man cock. God dammit i like this guy!
Who cares if you're missing a hand when you have a sweet story and a pic like that to get you all the daredevil lovin, real man desiring, hot young poon you could ever want?
In the words of the immortal Lemmy...
Godspeed Alex Gomez. You forever have my respect and admiration.