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Lawsuit: A Penis Is Not Supposed To Squirt Blood On The Walls, Sheet, Mirror

Discussion in 'General News' started by Dakota, Aug 31, 2012.

  1. Dakota

    Dakota FORUM BITCH / Beloved Cunt Bold Member!


  2. AngelFire

    AngelFire Your dream or your nightmare. You decide.

    Why is it that every time I read of some penis injury my imaginary penis starts hurting? I am sitting with my legs crossed so tightly I think I am cutting part of my blood flow.
  3. Valasca

    Valasca Bitch in the meat department Bold Member!

    Ditto. All I could do is wince, squeeze my legs shut, and think OW OW OW!
  4. Aena

    Aena Trusted Member

    Well well, they said fractures were common. Now I don't feel so bad about fracturing the ex's. I flat out told the doctor, who was a female, what happened because he was too embarrassed.
  5. penelopejo

    penelopejo Mother Nature

    Someone needs to post that penis high heel gif. I imagined that happening (minus the foot stomp).
  6. TheMorningStar

    TheMorningStar is a creepy interweb dude Bold Member!

  7. Dakota

    Dakota FORUM BITCH / Beloved Cunt Bold Member!

    This one? [​IMG] Or this one? [​IMG]
    Or is there another? :noidea:
    Last edited: Aug 31, 2012
  8. penelopejo

    penelopejo Mother Nature

    NEITHER ONE!! @_@ I meant the one where she presses her foot and steps wrong and OUT GUSHES BLOOD!!EVERYWHERE!!! lol.
  9. Dakota

    Dakota FORUM BITCH / Beloved Cunt Bold Member!

    I didn't see that one. Those two do gush Lady Gaga perfume. I can't figure out why there isn't gushing blood in either of them. For that matter, if I tried that on hubby, I'd be gushing blood after he used the board to whack me in the head.
  10. MC30

    MC30 honey badger Bold Member!

    how can i get that job? i think it would be totally awesome to wear cute shoes and stand on penises
  11. AngelFire

    AngelFire Your dream or your nightmare. You decide.

    I clicked on that spoiler and with in 2 seconds I was in pain.
  12. MichaelJCheaney

    MichaelJCheaney Trusted Member

    I say with certainty that it sucks to be this guy, but on the other hand(HA) it seems like dude was having rough alcohol induced sex at 4am that messed him up for life, and just needs somebody to blame.
  13. MichaelJCheaney

    MichaelJCheaney Trusted Member

    That's a story I wanna hear sometime....not!

    How you managed to break your ex's dick....:shutter:
  14. MichaelJCheaney

    MichaelJCheaney Trusted Member

    I guess that would make Aena a "hard" breaker wouldn't it?
  15. JGo555

    JGo555 Squirrel On Crack

    Now THIS is the kinda party I wanna be invited to!

    WTF is the SWAT team in this story!? THIS IS HOW IT SHOULD'VE ENDED!!!
  16. Pete Bondurant

    Pete Bondurant Veteran Member

    This....story....it is the most depressing thing that ever I have read.
    Last edited: Sep 2, 2012
  17. Zazen

    Zazen Active Member Bold Member!

    No matter what happens.... I bet all his friends will be referring to him as Adrian 'Brokedick' Carter for the rest of his life.