Lawn Chair Orgy

[sugarfree irony]

Police reports say a 33-year-old woman, described by officers as “extremely intoxicated,” wandered into a yard just before 5 p.m. Aug. 4 in the 7800 block of Beacon Avenue South.

Several occupants of the home peered through a window to see the woman hike up her dress and engage several lawn chairs in “an intimate act,” police say.

The woman reportedly went on to pee on the lawn and then flash the watchful family.

http://blog.seattlepi.com/seattle91...ming-lewd-acts-on-strangers-beacon-hill-yard/

Maybe someone should introduce her to that guy who was into picnic tables .
http://www.dreamindemon.com/community/threads/no-picnic-table-is-safe.70784/#post-789591

 

[LoKi4778]

And NOOOObody took pictures?

 

[China]

And NOOOObody took pictures?

I agree, PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!!

 

[Jaded]

Not sure I'd want to see those pictures....

 

[NoBS]

* CNN Breaking News * transcript follows:
Special report from our own onsite reporter Liberal Licker, who is 5 miles from the devastation...
Thank you Suc, this is Libby at the scene of the the horrific crime.
Anonymous sources report that the lawn chair has been confirmed positive for Syphilis and Herpes simplex 2.
Reports of one or two men in BIO Hazard suits have been confirmed and the smell of burnt plastic has caused a panic.
CDC has denied involvement of the fireballs seen a miles away.
We have audio of the crazed republican yelling "burn the Fuckers, Burn them ALL"
Unconfirmed reports have told us it was George Bush.
We will report back once we can confirm if was the senior Bush, or the really evil one.
This is Libby Licker, back to you Suc Obamabot.

 

[Keepalowprofile]

We need to hook her up with the pool float guy. Perfect couple.

 

[Nomad]

We need to hook her up with the pool float guy. Perfect couple.

They could go buy their "marital aids" together in the lawn and garden section of Walmart.

 

[NoBS]

They could go buy their "marital aids" together in the lawn and garden section of Walmart.

Does that mean the garden section will be restricted to 18 and over for mature consumers only?

 

[kennasmom]

This is my Saturday routine.

 

[sum bitch]

Ewww and lmao.

 

[Azryhael]

How exactly does one perform an "intimate act" on or with a lawn chair?

 

[KaOnA]

Damn that lawn chair is so sexy! You think it would give me its number?
yeaaaa

 

[Totemic]

WTF is it with Seattleites and lawn furniture. Wasn't there a dude, maybe even on here, that was molesting a patio table and poinking the umbrella hole?

 

[Krystal]

How exactly does one perform an "intimate act" on or with a lawn chair?

I shudder to even think of the possibilities.

 

[NoBS]

WTF is it with Seattleites and lawn furniture. Wasn't there a dude, maybe even on here, that was molesting a patio table and poinking the umbrella hole?

Yes, the patio table gave birth to a 28 lbs end table.
The father refused to respond to questions.

Could not find the the Dreamin link, but:


These two need to meet up in the lawn and garden center for a real over 18 show.
Ticket prices TBD.

 

[Jaded]

Clicky for the front page post.

 

[kennasmom]

I shudder to even think of the possibilities

From my drunken Saturday nights I don't remember much, I just wake up with my leg caught in a lawn chair and bruises everywhere and I assume we had a good time:shrug: