mobiusclimber
Active Member
Police have arrested a Molalla, OR woman on charges of first-degree attempted sexual abuse, public indecency and resisting arrest after trying to get some 11-year-old lady fingers to dip in her pudding at an area Safeway. While in the restroom, Laurie Swanson grabbed the girl's arm and forced her to touch the nasty hambeast's genitals. Because what eleven year old wouldn't want to get wrist-deep in some 68-year-old roast beef? In a Safeway bathroom. The woman was identified through security camera footage and later apprehended at her home where she attempted to resist arrest.
(source: http://www.wnem.com/story/29365533/...ecency-charges-over-incident-at-grocery-store )