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Kevin & Charlie Ford Busted For Robbery After Dye Explodes In Kevins Pants Injuring His "package"

Discussion in 'In The Mean Time' started by Whisper, Nov 11, 2013.

  1. Whisper

    Whisper Baptized N Dirty Water Bold Member!

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    Kevin R. Ford and Charlie Franklin Ford III ​
    http://www.wesh.com/news/central-fl.../22874408/-/xyewix/-/index.html#ixzz2kOSGzvJa
     
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  2. Gaucha

    Gaucha Really?

    Instant karma.
     
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  3. China

    China La Mera Mera Bold Member!

    :hilarious::hilarious: KARMA.... hopefully it messed up his junk so that he can't procreate!!
     
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  4. myra manes

    myra manes Veteran Member

    Finding stupid criminals in Florida is like fishing in a barrel ..

    I love it!:D
     
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  5. Wolf_of_Mars

    Wolf_of_Mars Trusted Member Bold Member!

    Of course it's easy, unlike most other states, we have the Sunshine Law. It helps to avoid suppression of all Police/Sheriff's Department documents. You'd be surprised how much isn't openly reported to media outlets by LEO's in other states.
    We're not proud of our idiot criminals, but we don't hide them, either.
     
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  6. Krystal

    Krystal Veteran Member Bold Member!

    Probably too late at 26 he probably has 4 or 5 baby mamas out there and at least 3 kids named after him with some dumbass variation on his first name.
     
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  7. Azryhael

    Azryhael Princess of Putrefaction Bold Member!

    Too bad it wasn't his brother's groin that was injured. I'm guessing the world would be just fine without a Charlie Franklin Ford IV.
     
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  8. The Bosses' Secretary

    The Bosses' Secretary Member

    When I was a bank teller, I was always afraid of the exploding money at the back of the drawer.
     
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  9. myra manes

    myra manes Veteran Member


    That my friend, is what makes Florida so great, that and the weather, I'm seriously jealous .. :D
     
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  10. disturbedperson

    disturbedperson Active Member

    Um, ouch? Wonder what color his wee willie is now? Dyed package....red, blue, pink?
     
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  11. MordSith

    MordSith New Member

    LOL! Sad to say but this happened right around the corner from where I live. We're not all looney though. Fortunately, I still have time to escape my lovely Flor-i-duh!
     
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  12. myra manes

    myra manes Veteran Member

    Purple, ((( throbbing ))), purple ..
     
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  13. Just my luck sucks

    Just my luck sucks Trusted Member

    LoL blue balls. For real.
     
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  14. Wolf_of_Mars

    Wolf_of_Mars Trusted Member Bold Member!

    I'm in N. Florida. It's a totally different type of area than the dreaded S. Florida. Crime is low, the weather wildly varies from season to season, and the people aren't so f-ing crazed.
    Unlike S. Florida, we have real seasonal changes. As it is, Thursday mornings' temps here will hit the low 30's-high 20's. Sure glad we live in a forest & have a lot of seasoned wood for the fireplace... Sometimes, it actually snows a little.
     
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  15. myra manes

    myra manes Veteran Member

    I'm so embarrassed, I had no idea ..
    Being a hick from Canada :D I thought Florida was hot and sunny most of the year .. :oops:
     
  16. Wolf_of_Mars

    Wolf_of_Mars Trusted Member Bold Member!

    Nothing to be embarrassed about. Most people hold the misconception that all of Florida is hot & sunny all of the time.
    Personally, I think that people need solid seasonal changes to reset their internal bio-mechanisms. A lot of the weirdness in S. FL is probably caused by that sameness of seasons.
     
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  17. China

    China La Mera Mera Bold Member!

    We do have changes down here...ex today was a chilly 65 lol
     
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  18. myra manes

    myra manes Veteran Member

    You just might be right! :D
     
  19. myra manes

    myra manes Veteran Member

    BITCH!!!
     
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  20. Wolf_of_Mars

    Wolf_of_Mars Trusted Member Bold Member!

    I used to live in S. FL. Miramar to be exact. Also for short periods in Miami Lakes, Hollywood on the Intercoastal, and Cooper City. The coldest I saw for over 13 years was 40 degrees there.
     
  21. China

    China La Mera Mera Bold Member!

    i live in Naples ;) and we get to 32 sometimes
     
  22. kspade21

    kspade21 New Member

    I know these two men I grew up with them and you guys don't know what your talking about. We all make bad decisions granted but if u want to judge someone then judge yourself ok these two have been there for me when I needed them I'm sad that they made the wrong decision granted but that doesn't make them bad people. You never know y people make the drastic decisions they do until u walk a mile I there shoes.
     
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  23. Abroad

    Abroad Veteran Member Bold Member!

    Glad to hear that they were there for you when you needed them, Kspade21. If you are their friend, though, does it not hurt you to know they would do such an idiotic thing? I'd like to think my friends would tell me if I was about to do something stupid, but maybe they didn't let on what they were planning? You would have stopped them, right?
     
  24. Krystal

    Krystal Veteran Member Bold Member!

    Oh fuck you! We have a Nor'Easter coming. High today topped out at 21!:finger:
     
  25. Chinchillazilla

    Chinchillazilla Ill Eagle Bold Member!

    I have a friend who robbed a library of several super-rare books, tasing the librarian in the process. He was a dumb kid at the time. He served his time, got out, and is doing well now. But I wouldn't blame anyone for judging him. Your friends pistol-whipped someone, then tried to outrun the cops, damaging more property and risking other people's lives. That's pretty judgeable.
     
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  26. Krystal

    Krystal Veteran Member Bold Member!

    As soon as I do something that makes the DD forums, the feel free to judge me. Until then, I hope the dye packs blew off his penis before he can create more babies he has no intentions of supporting.
     
  27. CbabyRKO

    CbabyRKO Titty sprinkles!!!! Bold Member!

    The only place their shoes are going is jail and ain't nobody got time for that. Wrong decision? More like dumb decision seeing as one of your friends was already in the stink becos of a battery charge.
    Maybe you should find friends who aren't so criminally inclined.
     
  28. Leggs

    Leggs Fuck it, I'm getting drunk Bold Member!

    So close...
     
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  29. China

    China La Mera Mera Bold Member!

    I think defending these dumb motherfuckers is a bad decision your part. Hopefully you walk that mile in their shoes and bail them out. :eek:Since they are your buddies and all.
     
  30. MordSith

    MordSith New Member

    LOL! But this is Central Florida. Different kind of "duh" in these parts :)
     

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