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Jon Erik Heffner (no Relation To Hugh) Murdered The Shit Out Of His Roommate

Discussion in 'In The Mean Time' started by Nell, Dec 9, 2015.

  1. Nell

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    They shared a bedroom???

    http://wfla.com/2015/12/09/deputies-pasco-man-26-lost-control-used-cane-to-murder-roommate-63/
     
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  2. Wolf_of_Mars

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    If they lived near the college campus, this is a pretty common rental arrangement. I've seen 3-br apartments loaded with 7-9 people advertised in Tallahassee.
     
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  3. Chrystan

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    Dude looks like a fucking ghost...wonder if the dead roommate even knew he was sharing a room with anyone! Shit, no wonder the murderer could sneak up on him so easy!
     
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  4. mynameiskat

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    First of all I would never answer an ad to live with a man that looks like this I mean seriously what the fuck? He literally looks like the kind of guy that will kill you in your sleep with a cane and shove you in a closet.

    Secondly.... There is a town named Land O Lakes dude I want to live there that's awesome! I love butter!!

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  5. biteme

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    Think I've seen him on the X files
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    "And here's my folks. They're keeping my son Li'l Jon for me while I'm down, and..." :woot:

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  7. mynameiskat

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    I can't look at him like that another minute. He is striking fear into my heart. Wait.... Ok that's better

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  9. McDanel

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    What the flying fuckety fuck is pictured there!?

    You don't have to rent a room to the first wretched creature that crawls onto your porch, discretion is acceptable.
     
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  10. Bearella

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    So he's albino right?

    I could totally see that for students but the victim was 63... Or is it really that common?? Thinking about it gives me the heeby jeebies :dead:
     
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  11. Cornell

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    Damn. I shouldn't be laughing
     
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  12. Wolf_of_Mars

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    If I go back to college, I'd be 62+ when I'd receive my next degree. What's wrong with someone getting their education later in life, other than the fact that older students generally fuck the bell curve for the kiddies?
     
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  13. rod2pop

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    No, no, that's Marlon Brando from that The Island of Dr. Moreau remake.
     
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  14. Bearella

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    Absolutely nothing! I would just hope that most 63 year olds have made enough money in their lives to not have to do a room-share with a murderous 26 y/o albino ;)
     
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    It's like looking in a mirror... Well looking in the mirror if you are that guy. Twinsies!!!
     
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  16. McDanel

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    61, and I've had to rent a room since my husband died in 2008. Cancer of the brain will wipe out all financial resources. I never expected to be in this position, and I have a lot of sympathy for the victim.
     
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    Looks like a Village of the Damn reject.
     
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    Oh Fuck Me Runnin'... Somehow I missed his age! I totally thought that demonic looking guy was roughly the age of the victim! :jawdrop:
     
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  19. Muriel Schwenck

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    I figured the bedroom share might be because they live in an informal group home and they have some mental or emotional disability. They could only afford some very Spartan arrangement.
    By "informal group home" I mean the kind of place which is privately owned, not licensed or publicly funded, and the people who live there all have problems and limited incomes.
    Because that fellow looks like an albino with issues to put it mildly. I checked the google street view of the area and it looks like a nice neighborhood.
    https://www.google.com/maps/@28.194...TItg7jpzAViZd-09cw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!6m1!1e1
     
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  20. Krystal

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    Son of a bitch, there needs to be a mugshot warnign in the damn title of this thread.

    I'm already on heart medicine, the poor ticker can't take those kinds of shocks anymore.:p
     
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    I cringe every time I see it, Krystal.
     
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  22. Beautiful Disaster

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    It looks like a trailer park to me.:shrug:
    We have kids who come into school with a sorts of randoms filling their homes either helping with rent or someone else threw them out. It's like a revolving door with some.
     
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  23. Countess Olenska

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    It's not a trailer park it's a large house with a pool. The area is decent as well. Yes that's where Land O'Lakes butter/cheese originated.

    Florida is weird. You can find $500,000 houses in a gated community with a trailer park right around the corner. That's just how it is.

    Anyone see this comment on the front page?
    I looked up is arrest record (YAY FLORIDA'S SUNSHINE LAW!) and was able to see what he was booked for down to where and his height and weight. So, he's 5'2", partially blind, has a cane and has a history of acting strange with people. Plus, that whole so white he's basically see-through thing. I need to know what he has! I need a arm chair diagnosis, STAT!
     
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  24. Abroad

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    Albinos are often partially sighted.....
     
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  25. Beautiful Disaster

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    Are we looking at the residence partially hidden by trees and over the fence? Because that other house looks like an expanded mobile home and I see no pool. Over the fence, maybe
     
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  26. Countess Olenska

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    The information I got was from zillow, not google maps. It shows a decent sized house with an attached pool.
     
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  27. Beautiful Disaster

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    Ah. Ok...that would make sense!
     
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  28. Muriel Schwenck

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    There are nice trailer parks, and trailer trash parks. This place seems to be all manufactured homes of more recent vintage, with plenty of mowed areas and neatly kept. I went up and down the road on google street view and did not see any abandoned appliances or vehicles in yards, or covered in creepers.
    Apparently, some of the residents are another story! :eek:
     
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  29. Beautiful Disaster

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    No judgement on trailer parks here! I was just making sure we were seeing the same picture. It in no way looks like a dump nonetheless.
     
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    I'd so live in the dorms if i went back to school.
     
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