Jessica Cerney Pummels 64yo Man After He Rips One In Her Face

[Whisper]

Jessica Cerney​

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man's drunken flatulence earned him a swollen right eye after he allegedly "passed gas" on a woman's face.

Jessica Cerney was allegedly sleeping on her couch in Myrtle Beach Monday night when the gassy offender stumbled into the home intoxicated and crudely ripped one in her face,
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Cerney, 33, told police that she left the room and went outside to get away from the man, identified as 64-year-old Darrell McKnight.
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instead of keeping their distance, McKnight allegedly followed her outside and got into an argument over the incident.

After allegedly cursing and approaching Cerney in a "threatening manner," the southern belle told
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she "struck him in the face approximately three times with a closed fist."

The punches left McKnight with a swollen right eye and requiring treatment at a local hospital.

Both were issued citations for fighting.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/s-woman-pummels-man-passed-gas-face-cops-article-1.1909236

 

[sherrz]

Beer farts are the worst!!! I would have punched his foul ass too!

 

[Kittyskyfish]

Jessica Cerney was allegedly sleeping on her couch in Myrtle Beach Monday night when the gassy offender stumbled into the home intoxicated and crudely ripped one in her face,according to the police report obtained by the Smoking Gun.

It's poetic that a true crime story about farting came from ..."The Smoking Gun". More like the Smoking Ass in this case!

 

[kennasmom]

Where is the gofundme account? Its bad enough when someone farts in the same room as me I HATE having to breath someone's asshole into my lungs If someone farted in my face I would shoot them

 

[starry1]

Well, he had to learn.

 

[Satanica]

It's a freaking olympic sport at our house, and we give medals for it.

 

[Krystal]

That's one manly looking woman, and clearly she packs one Hell of a punch!

 

[gatekeeper]

I ♡ it. The "so f**kin' what, I got mine" look on her face is great, lol. The visuals I'm getting are hilarious!

 

[reneelvsbrian]

She looks like someone farted on her face she kind of has a greenish glow too. :crack: i Wish they had a little fartface icon to choose from.

 

[cubby]

:gas:

We got this one. He thinks he's funny!

 

[Funkdizzy]

If I got hit every time I cut one off in someone's face I'd permanently look like my profile picture! In my house, nobody is safe! Dogs included!

 

[everjaded]

This mugshot is totally throwing me! At first I just thought it was just posted crooked...

But no, if you drew a line going across her mouth and another across her eyes, eventually they would connect at about a 45° angle.

 

[Keepalowprofile]

There is so many directions with this one... I'm just going to leave it alone.

 

[Keepalowprofile]

This mugshot is totally throwing me! At first I just thought it was just posted crooked...

But no, if you drew a line going across her mouth and another across her eyes, eventually they would connect at about a 45° angle.

I'm more focused on the adams apple.

 

[kennasmom]

If I got hit every time I cut one off in someone's face I'd permanently look like my profile picture! In my house, nobody is safe! Dogs included!

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