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Hilarious: Sierra Coleman Tries To Shoplift Frying Pan In The Seat Of Her Leggings

Discussion in 'In The Mean Time' started by cubby, Jan 11, 2017.

  1. cubby

    cubby Live Long and Prosper Bold Member!

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    http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/...cle_a8bf130b-13a2-5a51-9e64-efac9964ef7f.html

    There is a video and a mugshot at the link, fair warning on the mug shot.:eek:
     
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  2. McDanel

    McDanel Well-Known Member Bold Member!

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    Dumb bitch, you stole, you got caught, just give up and spare what little dignity you have left.
     
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  3. robin299

    robin299 Well-Known Member Bold Member!

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    Because everyones ass is shaped like a frying pan... Riiiiiiight. So believable lol

    Idiot!
     
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  4. lithiumgirl

    lithiumgirl Pretty Nice Troll Bold Member!

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    People steal from IKEA ... really?
     
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  5. Buffettgirl

    Buffettgirl Trusted Member Bold Member!

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    :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:
     
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  6. Sejanus

    Sejanus Well-Known Member Bold Member!

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    Let us not lose sight of the true crime her...she is or may be knocked up.
    Let that one sink in.
    Some idiot, poked that , unwrapped.
    Grab a Shop-Vac and abort it immediately, then sterilize her and the guy with great judgement skills that dropped a load in that thang.

    As for the frying pan,
    beat her senseless with it then melt it down into handcuffs as it is no longer suitable for any type of food prep.
     
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  7. DamagedGoods

    DamagedGoods Asmodeus - Destroyer of Men Bold Member!

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    You have a frying pan attached to your ass. You're going to act all indignant... with a FRYING PAN in the ASS of your SKIN TIGHT attire.
     
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  8. cubby

    cubby Live Long and Prosper Bold Member!

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    I hadda bring the mugshot over, that's the "Fool, I ain't gots no frying pan in ma draws" look!
     
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  9. Echasez

    Echasez Active Member Bold Member!

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    :hilarious::mooning::eggface::jawdrop: Oh-mah-gawd!
     
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  10. Kittyskyfish

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    I understand her logic, because when was the last time **anyone** willingly checked out her ass? :wtf::inpain:
     
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  11. TheMorningStar

    TheMorningStar is a catcus Bold Member!

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  12. mybum62

    mybum62 Well-Known Member

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    I hope IKEA doesn't turn around and sell that pan!!
     
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  13. rarely

    rarely read books more Bold Member!

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    oh that pans going to be sold to a family of four
     
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  14. FlowerWhiskers

    FlowerWhiskers Active Member Bold Member!

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    Please tell me someone hit her in the head with it when she was caught...or is it that just her normal look?! Scary.
     
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  15. PsychoKitty

    PsychoKitty Queen Bitch From Hell Bold Member!

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    There is a video and a mugshot at the link, fair warning on the mug shot.:eek:[/QUOTE]
    gah, there's a rap song that started streaming through my head and I have to share:

    was gonna add snoopy but decided not
     
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  16. lapsus.lingua

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    Bwaahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! :popcorn:
     
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  17. Jaded

    Jaded No fucks to give Staff Member

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    OMG, all the noise in that video gave me an aneurysm. But that frying pan in the pants, though..... hahahaaaaa!
     
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  18. Muriel Schwenck

    Muriel Schwenck Well-Known Member Bold Member!

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    I don't suppose she ever considered buying a pan for $2.00 at a thrift store or garage sale? NO, she had to stick it down her pants like a giant Skoal tin.
    Oh, maybe she wanted to give it for a wedding present - that's why it had to be NEW.
     
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  19. JackBurton

    JackBurton Well-Known Member Bold Member!

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    Is that legal? Some store clerk grocery bagger fucks shouldn't be allowed to put their hands on anyone.
     
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