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https://nypost.com/2018/01/04/no-its-not-nuts-men-are-lining-up-for-penis-whitening/amp/

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Thai men are going nuts for this bizarre penis procedure.

Lelux Hospital in Bangkok raised eyebrows after sharing a Facebook post detailing its specialized penis whitening procedure, a cosmetic treatment that alters the pigmentation of men’s nether regions.

The now-viral post includes a videoof the laser procedure, which has been viewed over 4.5 million times as of Thursday, as well as side-by-side images of a penis before and after the whitening process.

The hospital began performing the peculiar procedure six months ago after a patient complained about dark pigmentation on his groin.
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The clinic now averages about 100 clients per month for penile whitening, which costs $650 for five sessions.

“We use the same pigmentation laser equipment employed in other skin treatments,” Popol Tansakul, Lelux’s marketing manager, told German news agency DPA. “All of the equipment received certification [by Thailand’s Ministry of Public Health]

Products and laser procedures that whiten the skin have become increasingly popular in Thailand, but critics say the country’s apparent obsession with whiteness is perpetuating racism.

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Lelux Hospital previously made a splash on social media by promoting its “3-D vagina” procedure, which involves injecting a patient’s own fat into the mons pubis to achieve a “plumper” look, according to Newsweek.
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Men are not supposed to care about this sort of thing ... I wouldn't be attracted to a man that worried about this kind of stuff ... I like the burping, farting, messy hair, might even smell kind of guy ... or I would date girls.
 
I would be rather freaked out if a guy's junk was snow white and the rest of him another color. Like a phantom penis. That does not seem attractive at all.
 
I would be rather freaked out if a guy's junk was snow white and the rest of him another color. Like a phantom penis. That does not seem attractive at all.
I would think he had an std
[doublepost=1515175170,1515175132][/doublepost]that's that NEW clap:eek:
 
They're jealous of our more formidable American penises. Not surprising.

They can't do anything surgically to match our size though, and only a total nutter would voluntarily undergo a surgical procedure on that part of his body for pointless cosmetic reasons. Idiots.
 
WTF? What next? Some bitch going to whiten her cooch?


Well, given such nasty descriptors as "roast beef curtains" about women's labia majora, I could see that being a market.

We are told to be ashamed of our bellies, our asses, our saggy boobs, our laugh lines, our vaginas-- pretty much fucking everything....it is no wonder that asshole bleaching and vaginoplasty and botox are "things".

Could we be any more vapid as a society? Fucking REALLY?

/micdrop
 
Well, given such nasty descriptors as "roast beef curtains" about women's labia majora, I could see that being a market.

We are told to be ashamed of our bellies, our asses, our saggy boobs, our laugh lines, our vaginas-- pretty much fucking everything....it is no wonder that asshole bleaching and vaginoplasty and botox are "things".

Could we be any more vapid as a society? Fucking REALLY?

/micdrop
Standing ovation , frayed!
 
WTF? What next? Some bitch going to whiten her cooch?

Penises do that just fine already.

That's a sex joke btw. Penises make pussies white by cumming in them, get it, cuz sperm is white?

From the makers of Bagel Heads and Tentacle porn.
Not even remotely surprised.

Tentacle porn is the disgusting Japs.

Well, given such nasty descriptors as "roast beef curtains" about women's labia majora, I could see that being a market.

Only women find that to be a demeaning or negative description. Men love roast beef, it's meant to be a term of endearment when applied to cunts.

Women are so annoyingly uptight and easily offended. Broads need to just settle the fuck down, keep their mouths shut, and allow men to tell them how to feel about their bodies.
 
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it's sad this obsession with whiteness and trying to look a certain way and has been taken way way too far. In this country you have more trying to take their young daughters in for vaginal cosmetic surgery in a manner I think should be illegal, it is really ridiculous
 
Only women find that to be a demeaning or negative description. Men love roast beef, it's meant to be a term of endearment when applied to cunts.
Women are so annoyingly uptight and easily offended. Broads need to just settle the fuck down, keep their mouths shut, and allow men to tell them how to feel about their bodies.
Here's the thing Jack. No one gets to decide what is demeaning to someone else. That's not how that works. I don't get to decide what offends you and vice versa. No matter how enduring you might think you are being the only thing that matters is how she takes what you say.

Having your lips referenced as roast beef curtains isn't because the dude loves his meat. No matter what you say. It's sole purpose is to make fun of women. A short spin around the web will show as much. Heck even just googling it will show you why women get offended by that.
 
Up next is areola and nipple lightening. It all needs to be the same color to be appealing.

ATTENTION: THIS IS SARCASM FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO CAN'T TAKE A FUCKING JOKE.
 
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