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Discussion in 'Introduce Yourself!' started by Dominic Cabrera, Jan 13, 2018 at 4:21 AM.

  1. cubby

    cubby Live Long and Prosper Bold Member!

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    Oh cool! I always thought it was the Davenport of Doom. Depravity flows off the tongue better.

    It certainly does, little red eyes that glow in the dark.


    :jawdrop::jawdrop::jawdrop::muted::wideyed::dead:

    And you still have all your fingers? I can stand to lose some butt fat, but FINGERS!, I need to keep the fingers, can't knit without fingers. Man, you're one brave moron.:D
     
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  2. FrayedKnot

    FrayedKnot I drank what? Bold Member!

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    Eeek!

    Now I am reminded of Jody the Pig!!!! :eek:
     
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  3. notchback

    notchback Well-Known Member Bold Member!

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    I have them all, but they don't work like they used to. And I learned my lesson. I'll never stick my fingers there again.

    I think Dominic got skeered and ran away.
     
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  4. FrayedKnot

    FrayedKnot I drank what? Bold Member!

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    Did you find my panties?

    Also, I am missing my copy of "Art of the Deal" and half of a falafel. If anyone finds them.....
     
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  5. SpQa

    SpQa Virile member Bold Member!

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    ... he was ok...
    [​IMG]
     
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  6. Sejanus

    Sejanus Well-Known Member Bold Member!

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    Hi from Southern Ontario Canada near Niagara Falls
     
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  7. FrayedKnot

    FrayedKnot I drank what? Bold Member!

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    Whaaaaa?

    And here I thought you were across the pond.

    Silly me.

    Dunno why I thunk that....
     
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  8. Sejanus

    Sejanus Well-Known Member Bold Member!

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    Nay nay.
    Born and raised Canadian with German and Irish parts.
    Since I live at the border am in and out of the states a couple times a week.
     
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  9. Dead Stephanie

    Dead Stephanie Doesn’t play well with others... Bold Member!

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    Has anyone seen @Dominic Cabrera? Giving him one last chance to be in the cool kids gang....
     
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  10. SpQa

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    don't worry, he is...
     
  11. FrayedKnot

    FrayedKnot I drank what? Bold Member!

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    Did anyone check the couch cushions?
     
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  12. Dead Stephanie

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    Hell no
     
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  13. notchback

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    Did that once. Never doing it again.


    BTW, I don't think the panties I found were yours. Size XXL thong? I get shivers just thinking about it.
     
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  14. Brenni

    Brenni Dismember Bold Member!

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    <<<<<<<< WELCOME :finger:<3<3<3:hattip: I'm a people person :)
    Can ya tell?
     
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  15. FrayedKnot

    FrayedKnot I drank what? Bold Member!

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    Def not mine. I hate thongs. Ugh, picking your butt all day.....
     
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  16. Dead Stephanie

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    Any idea who they belonged to? Are they yours @notchback? You did weigh a hair over 300 lbs once (self admission), you did find them, what’s really going on?
    --- Double Post Merged, Jan 15, 2018 at 3:52 PM, Original Post Date: Jan 15, 2018 at 3:50 PM ---
    And if they are XXL, that’s a big ol ass to be picking all day
    --- Double Post Merged, Jan 15, 2018 at 3:59 PM ---
    Why do u get shivers? U must not like a big ol thick woman?
     
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  17. lithiumgirl

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    But I thought thongs eliminated that butt picking thing ... like by their design at all.


    ewww ... if you did have to butt pick a thong out of a XXL woman ... this is me thinking you'd need vice grips or a crow bar.
    --- Double Post Merged, Jan 15, 2018 at 4:21 PM, Original Post Date: Jan 15, 2018 at 4:20 PM ---
    There are some really attractive XXl - XXXL women out there ... I don't ave a penis and i'm not saying I'd fuck one ... but if I did have a penis ... I'd let them suck my dick for sure.
     
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  18. notchback

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    Nope, nope and no fucking way.

    I never wore thongs until after I lost weight.

    I'm not into REALLY big girls

    I never made it to DD and Morbid's couch until well after I lost weight.
     
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  19. Dead Stephanie

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    Well if someone did find some XXL thongs that gave them the shivers, please return them to me, I might be missing a pair...I wouldn’t really want anyone getting the shivers because there’s a big ass bitch on the scene.
    Its kinda fucked up the way that people express how they feel about a big woman. I weigh 310 pounds and I have never had to have vice grips or a crow bar to pull my thong out of my ass not have I EVER had a problem getting fucked....and never been referred to or at as EWWW. It’s always interesting to find out what people think about big women. I respect opinions though, im just going to keep my big ass off this thread
     
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  20. lithiumgirl

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    Some people love them ...

    I didn't know how much you weighed when i posted and even now that I do know ... I think picking anything a thong or otherwise out of anyone's ass, be it with vice grips, a crow bar or even the jaws of life, would be gross.
     
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  21. FrayedKnot

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    Girl, if they weren't thongs, I'd own 'em. But just NO on butt floss.

    I love me some thick girls. I am a Valkerie, myself, and used to be bigger. <3

    Women are beautiful no matter what size they are. Sexy is not a size.
     
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  22. Keepalowprofile

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    I think new members should have to make a certain number of posts before they get to start an intro thread.
    Like 200 if they can make it to 200 then I'm pretty sure they'll stick around. Or 100
     
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