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First Forum I've Joined

Discussion in 'Introduce Yourself!' started by Dominic Cabrera, Jan 13, 2018 at 4:21 AM.

  1. Dominic Cabrera

    Dominic Cabrera New Member

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    Hello guys and gals my name is Dominic and I'm pretty excited to meet and talk to you guys.

    I'm into true crime movies and tv shows, serial killer interviews, and too many other things to name. I am also an avid reader.

    Born and raised in LA but recently moved to the east coast and loving/hating the cold.
     
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  2. Craygor

    Craygor Norse American Bold Member!

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    Sup
     
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  3. CorpseCandy

    CorpseCandy Active Member Bold Member!

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    Welcome, it's nice to meet you.
     
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  4. Alf

    Alf Sometimes Cats Know Bold Member!

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    Welcome, Dominic. Have a cookie.

    Steer clear of the couch and you should be okay.

    --Al
     
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  5. Satarah

    Satarah Active Member Bold Member!

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    Hello and welcome.
    Here's another cookie for your enjoyment.
     
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  6. cubby

    cubby Live Long and Prosper Bold Member!

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    Yeah I'm in Georgia and it's 30 degrees this morning, it should be about 45, so yeah you're not the only one not loving this cold.o_O

    Anyway, stay for awhile and get to know us, you may running screaming into the hills, or get stuck to the couch, but you'll like it, I guarantee!:D
     
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    SpQa Virile member Bold Member!

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    Hi.
     
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  8. FrayedKnot

    FrayedKnot I drank what? Bold Member!

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    Howdy from Looziana, @Dominic Cabrera ....

    Tell us a little more about yourself and I might throw you a cookie....


    (If I don't eated it first. That happens sometimes.)
     
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  9. McDanel

    McDanel Well-Known Member Bold Member!

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    Hello from northern Nevada!
    Take Alf's warning about the couch seriously, I've begun to suspect some of our missing noobies are in it.
     
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  10. FrayedKnot

    FrayedKnot I drank what? Bold Member!

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    Holy Hell, @McDanel ....


    I never thought to look there.
     
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  11. Sue sue

    Sue sue !#$###!? Pickles Bold Member!

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    Things get trapped in a cushions all the time.
     
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  12. lithiumgirl

    lithiumgirl Pretty Nice Troll Bold Member!

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    Welcome from Canada ... where we're mostly not bitches about the cold, ice, wind or snow.
     
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  13. McDanel

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    No one's ever gonna look there, it's perfect.
     
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  14. Stormcloud

    Stormcloud Active Member Bold Member!

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    Pretty certain that couch is carnivorous, yeah... xD

    Avoid that and you should be A-Okay!
     
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  15. Dead Stephanie

    Dead Stephanie Doesn’t play well with others... Bold Member!

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    Nice to meet you, have a cookie and stay a while!
     
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    Keepalowprofile Chartreuse Bold Member!

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    Mother fucker isn't coming back.
     
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  17. Dead Stephanie

    Dead Stephanie Doesn’t play well with others... Bold Member!

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    Awwwww the disappointment. I’m taking my fucking cookie back
     
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  18. Dominic Cabrera

    Dominic Cabrera New Member

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    Noooooo don't!! I'm still here. Can you please tell me what the duck "the couch" is supposed to mean???
     
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  19. Dead Stephanie

    Dead Stephanie Doesn’t play well with others... Bold Member!

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    Came back......
    --- Double Post Merged, Jan 13, 2018 at 4:20 PM, Original Post Date: Jan 13, 2018 at 4:18 PM ---
    I gave your cookie back, that’s all I can say....nice to meet you again though!
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    @FrayedKnot
    Can u please explain what the couch is to @Dominic Cabrera? You have such a great way with words and descriptions
     
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  20. FrayedKnot

    FrayedKnot I drank what? Bold Member!

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    Weeellllll.....

    Morbid's couch, aka The Davenport of Depravity, is a place where unspeakable things happen.

    It is adorned with various and sundry bodily secretions and possibly houses the bodies of newbies who posted only once and were seen no more. *side eyes @McDanel *

    Also, I suspect I may have lost pair of knickers or six in those cushions. But I was drunk, so who the fuck knows? It's possible I wasn't even wearing underwear.....

    But I digress........

    In summary, should you choose to sit on the couch, I would advise wearing a Hazmat suit. Or getting very drunk first.

    *rocks back and forth*
     
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  21. Alf

    Alf Sometimes Cats Know Bold Member!

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    Or both?

    --Al
     
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  22. FrayedKnot

    FrayedKnot I drank what? Bold Member!

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    Indeed. In any case, I always recommend getting drunk. For pretty much anything.
     
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  24. FrayedKnot

    FrayedKnot I drank what? Bold Member!

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    I like to drink.

    A lot.

    Blackouts happen.

    That's my story and I am sticking to it.
     
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  25. SpQa

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    “The couch has eyes”...
     
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  26. notchback

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    When I was new I heard something about women's used underwear being stuck between the cushions. I sat on the couch and put my hands between the cushion to see what I could find. I'm not going to tell you what was there, but the fact that I now speak with a lisp and will likely have a limp for the rest of my life should tell you something about the couch.

    But seriously, you're a virgin? Your first forum? Did mom and dad just buy you your first computer?

    I'll withhold the cookie until I have more information. Which one is you? I'm guessing the second picture.

    https://www.google.com/search?q=Dom...Oh99XYAhVh74MKHce5ANQQsAQIKA&biw=1198&bih=635
     
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  27. Dead Stephanie

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    I think he left again....I’m taking my cookie back again and I not giving it back this time.

    Aggressive bunch we are...
     
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  28. notchback

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    Ya wanna go make out on the couch?
     
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  29. Dead Stephanie

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    Do you?
     
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  30. FrayedKnot

    FrayedKnot I drank what? Bold Member!

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    He DID give us all his moobies in all their glory on the Boobs Thread.....just sayin'
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    Don't scare away the fresh meat new members!
     
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