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Dte Energy Employee Robbed At Gunpoint For $2 On Detroit's West Side

Discussion in 'In The Mean Time' started by Satanica, Jan 11, 2017.

  1. Satanica

    Satanica Trusted Member Bold Member!

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    http://www.wxyz.com/news/dte-energy-employee-robbed-at-gunpoint-on-detroits-west-side
     
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  2. Buffettgirl

    Buffettgirl Trusted Member Bold Member!

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    Seems to me the profit is in being the good guy and not the asshole that robbed the person protecting others. 1000 bucks sounds waaayyyyyy better than $2 to me...
     
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  3. Sejanus

    Sejanus Well-Known Member Bold Member!

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    Shoulda offered the perp 20 dollars to hold the wire.
    Mental midget would have likely jumped at the chance...
    then jerked, sizzled, popped, jitterbugged and cried out hilariously in a death twitch.
     
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  4. Spider

    Spider Well-Known Member

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    Shit with how fucked up Detroit is $2 might buy abondoned house or two.
     
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  5. thatsmallgrl

    thatsmallgrl Tiny Warrior Bold Member!

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    That would've taken care of that problem entirely.

    Hope the fuckwad gets caught. If nothing else, to have to world laugh at his ass for only getting 2 bucks and prison time. Hope that snickers bar was worth it.
     
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  6. Hillz23

    Hillz23 New Member

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    Man that's right by where I live. It's bad out here its a risk to even walk outside
     
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  7. rarely

    rarely read books more Bold Member!

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    Anyone else think the saddest part of this story is a DTE lineman only had $2 dollars on him?
     
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  8. Kiddie

    Kiddie Active Member Bold Member!

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    I assure you that was on purpose. It was probably more than he meant to have in him.
    This is not a rare occurrence.
     
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  9. rarely

    rarely read books more Bold Member!

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    electric money aside ... still should have ten on him in case he's eating in cork town or hamtramck .. alot of the old school spots are still cash only
     
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  10. JackBurton

    JackBurton Well-Known Member Bold Member!

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    Shocking the victim didn't get shot to death when the robber found out how little money he had.

    I always carry at least 20-30 dollars in cash, figure it should be just enough to appease a thug robber just enough to where they won't angrily swiss cheese my law abiding ass.
     
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