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Distasteful Jokes

Discussion in 'Three Things' started by swivel, May 4, 2007.

  1. FrayedKnot

    FrayedKnot I drank what? Bold Member!

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    What do you call an Alabama girl who can run faster than her brothers?

    -A virgin
     
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  2. Craygor

    Craygor Norse American Bold Member!

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    You know what I like about twentynine year olds?
    There's twenty of them.

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    I like my women like I like my whiskey, twelve years old and locked in the cellar.
     
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  3. FrayedKnot

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    I am taking the jitney to Hell for laughing at these.

    Can I save anyone a seat?
     
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  4. Craygor

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    I made an old worker at my plant spit out his drink when I said the second one :)
     
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  5. notchback

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    Alabama definition of Awesome

    When you fuck your little sister and find out she's even better than dad said she was.
     
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  6. FrayedKnot

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    How do you make a woman scream twice?

    -Fuck her ass then wipe your dick on her duvet.



    Thank you. I'll see myself out.
     
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  7. Muriel Schwenck

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    What do you call a guy from Alabama that doesn't have sex with his sister?

    An only child

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    Did you hear about the hurricane that hit Alabama?

    It caused $10 million of improvements
     
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  8. FrayedKnot

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    Not really a joke, but a quip from the Head Ball Coach, Steve Spurrier, on a fire that destroyed books at the football dorm at Auburn:



     
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  9. Muriel Schwenck

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    Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period?

    A. Finger painting.
     
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  10. notchback

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    Three pedo's were discussing what they liked. The first said "Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed". The second said "If there's grass on the field, play ball." The third said "Old enough to pee, old enough for me."
     
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  11. Muriel Schwenck

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    What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
    A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
     
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