Daughters Confess To Burying Father, 94, In Yard

[Satanica]

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/officials-daughters-confess-burying-father-94-yard-42963395

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Lake County Sheriff's spokesman Fred Jones said Thursday that Melvin Kort's daughters confessed to burying him. Their secret started unraveling in September after deputies received a tip about a body buried near the home.

Authorities were conducting a DNA test to confirm Kort's identity. An autopsy showed no signs of trauma. Jones says Kort died four to five years ago.

The Orlando Sentinel ( http://bit.ly/2enlFBF ) reports Kort's brother reported him missing in July and told investigators he hadn't spoken to him in nine years. Deputies stopped by the home and the daughters said their father had moved up north.

The case has been forwarded to the state attorney's office for possible charges.

Probably went right on cashing his social security check though.

 

[Keepalowprofile]

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/officials-daughters-confess-burying-father-94-yard-42963395


Probably went right on cashing his social security check though.

I suspect this is exactly why she planted him in the yard rather than a cemetery.
The math is simple. Dig a hole, keep getting money every month.
Report his death, money stops and have to come up with (at the very least) cremation money.

Automatic banking has made this possible.

 

[Brenni]

That would creep me the fuck out.
... I was there in the past and Old Melvin was taking a dirt nap
4th of July Bbq eating a hamburger standing on a dead dude

I'm to dam lazy to dig a hole that big.
Way to much effort for 900 bucks :shrug: