Bryan Ford Stole Ring From Zales & Christina Schlegel Swallowed It, Cops Now Waiting For The Drop

[Whisper]

@cubby

Christina Schlegel & Bryan Ford​

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police are waiting to recover a reportedly stolen ring — from a woman’s stomach.
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a Zales jewelry store employee at the University Mall tried to chase down a man who had been looking at a valuable ring
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The piece of jewelry was worth several thousand dollars.
But the suspect escaped, getting into an awaiting Pontiac G6 with a female driver, and they took off,
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About a half hour later, a Utah Valley University officer stopped a car matching the Pontiac’s description, with a man and woman inside. Orem police brought the Zales employee to the scene, and she identified the man in the car as the one who took the ring
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The man and woman were arrested and brought to the police department. Officers searched for the ring based on the suspects’ stories, such as it being tossed out the car window or possibly still being in the vehicle, but they could not find it,
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Then, after "several wild goose chases, we found out that [the woman] had swallowed the ring in attempt to hide it when they were pulled over by police,"
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At a local hospital, an X-ray confirmed that she had, indeed, swallowed the ring
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Both she and the man were booked into the Utah County Jail under suspicion of theft.

Martinez on Sunday indicated authorities were still waiting to recover the ring.

http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/news/58359205-78/police-ring-orem-release.html.csp

Had a guy do that here last year
swallowed huge diamond
Morbid FP it
took almost a week to get it
I wonder who gets that job of checking all week

A woman swallowed a stolen ring worth “several thousand dollars” in an attempt to hide it when pulled ove
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On Aug. 29 at about 7:30 p.m., Orem police were called to a suspected robbery at the Zales jewelry store in the University Mall on 575 E. University Pkwy.,
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Martinez said Bryan Ford, 30, had been looking at a ring worth “several thousand dollars” when took it and left the store.
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Ford got into a Pontiac G6 with a female driver, who Martinez identified as Christina Schlegel, 25. The pair left the scene going westbound. The license plate of the vehicle was covered with pink sticky notes,
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An officer spotted a car matching the description of the vehicle about half an hour later. The officer stopped the car about 1.5 miles away at the Ventana Apartments on 1386 S. 400 West in Orem,
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Officers brought a Zales employee to the scene, and “she positively identified the man as the person who stole the ring,” Martinez said. Ford and Schlegel were then taken into custody.

“At the time, our officers were unable to find the stolen ring,”
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“After being sent on several wild goose chases, we found out that Christina had swallowed the ring in (an) attempt to hide it when they were pulled over by police.”

Schlegel was taken to the hospital to be checked by doctors before being booked into jail.

“It was confirmed in an X-ray that she had in fact swallowed the ring,
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Martinez said Ford and Schlegel were booked into the Utah County Jail on felony theft charges

http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=31371272

 

[NoBS]

And we thought our job

I wonder who gets that job of checking all week

And we thought our job was shitty!

 

[Forensicwx]

And we thought our job

And we thought our job was shitty!

Worst guard job ever.

I'd tell her if she found it herself and returned it, we'd lower the charges.
Then don't after she digs thru her own shit for the next week. Just laugh.

But I'm evil like that.

 

[NoBS]

But, butt, BUTT, it's just a shitty stone....
Smells funny too

 

[Keepalowprofile]

I would just die of embarrassment. Of course this bitch doesn't look like much phases her.

 

[RobotSocks]

Sooo. . . .
Is the ring going to be returned to the jewelry store once it's "recovered"?
Do they have, like. . . a certain protocol to follow in this kind of a situation?
(if not, i bet they do after this. . . )

 

[Whisper]

Utah woman swallows stolen ring, cops make her sift through her poop
Christina Schlegel is jailed in Utah, accused of felony theft after eating a stolen wedding band. She has to check her feces to find the ring, police say.

A Utah woman is behind bars, where she has been ordered to comb through her bowel movements to find a ring that her companion stole from a jewelry store,
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“No, she hasn’t passed the ring yet, and no, we’re not digging it out,” Orem Police Lt. Craig Martinez told
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Schlegel is in a cell with a “dry toilet” that does not flush
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“We don’t get paid enough to dig through people’s bowel movements,
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Schlegel must do that job,
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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nat...ch-feces-stolen-ring-police-article-1.1924904

 

[NoBS]

“We don’t get paid enough to dig through people’s bowel movements,

But they have to visually inspect the shit.
No other way to look at this, it's a shitty job.
What happens if Christina Schlegel decides to projectile her shit into a bio hazard weapon of mass deification?
Will the guards anticipate this act of terror? Will they arm themselves with industrial fans?
We await the next exciting installment of, Butt the Shit Smells Good!
Thank for the updates, Whisper.