Bizarre Mugshot Photos

[Nell]

Honey me and Trashcat sit on here for 12 hours or so a day. We are complete losers. But hot as HELL!!!

 

[MISSanthropic]

but hey, you're pregnant right? what's my excuse? oh and trashcats

 

[Nell]

Trashcat must go where I do. It is what makes him so damn crabby! But he makes up for it by hitting on everyone, ladies and gents.

Now your excuse? I don't know, it's boring in New Jersey? I understand. Oregon is rainy and boring too. But weed is legal!!!!

 

[MISSanthropic]

what! no it's not! you're lying, this must be trashcat talking.

 

[Nell]

Oh yes it is!!!!! You have to get a medical card, but badly kept secret? It is super, duper easy.

I think Trashcat has one, but he won't share.:hurt:

 

[TheLittleFriend]

Honey me and Trashcat sit on here for 12 hours or so a day. We are complete losers. But hot as HELL!!!

Come over here, we'll go to mall and make fun of big people with small clothes. :evil:

 

[SoUncool]

Yeah if I seen this guy I would totally cross the street or run away fast inconspicuously of course He is really scary looking!!!

His nose is definitely on only ONE side of his face and not down the middle. Does he seriously have a fucking POINTY chin or is that a shadow??

 

[zickig]

Ok so some made me go "OMG", others made me "LOL" and then there were a few that made me gag and puke a little in my mouth.....Great work everyone!

 

[SoUncool]

I like how he coordinated the paint he was huffing with his outfit & team spirit. It would have been so tacky if he had gone with the blue. He would end up looking like a smurf.

I seriously have tears streaming down my face from laughing so fucking hard!!! This has got to be the best damn thread on here. What a great escape after gritting my teeth about all the fucked up crap going on. Keep 'em coming...please!!!:rockon:

 

[Unamused Cat]

Every guys' dream.....sucking dick without teeth.

That's a two dolla' ho.

 

[Mom of 4]

 

[petrina]

Illegal beekeeping charge?

 

[Mom of 4]

 

[SoUncool]

These are ALL folks in the jail in the county north of me. Ack!

Aqueel Raushannah - Possession of Paraphenalia

Robyn Boyles - Prostitution, Possession of Paraphenalia

 

[Dakota]

These are ALL folks in the jail in the county north of me. Ack!

He has MAJOR pedo eyes going on. Kinda works with his uni-brow.
Better hope he stays in the county north of you

 

[Mom of 4]

The Crypt Keeper

 

[Mom of 4]

 

[Dakota]

OK - Since I am one of the "older" ladies around here (only because I had the misfortune of being born in the 1950's - not my fault), I decided to go with Antique Mugshots. These are featured in "Least Wanted: A Century of American Mugshots" as well as a variety of websites. Have a few I will plaster about over 4-5 posts. First bunch!

 

[Countess Olenska]

He has MAJOR pedo eyes going on. Kinda works with his uni-brow.
Better hope he stays in the county north of you

I totally missed the unibrow the first go round...zeeeexy!

 

[Mom of 4]

 

[petrina]

awww this looks like my old stuffed snuffleupagus after it was left in a puddle and my brother ran over it with his car.

 

[SoUncool]

Douglas Darling - Trespass

Douglas Dudash - Criminal Mischief

PERVES Banks - Failure of Sex Offender to Register (Nothing wrong with his pic...just his NAME and CRIME!!)

Robert Fitzgibbon - Trespass (also notes he has enlarged, engorged left testicle - think that's why he has this expression on his face??)

Robert Gates - Burglary, Grand Theft

Once again, these are all from the next county!

 

[Countess Olenska]

Robert Fitzgibbon - Trespass (also notes he has enlarged, engorged left testicle - think that's why he has this expression on his face??)

Oh, that's hawt!

 

[Dakota]

Robert Fitzgibbon - Trespass (also notes he has enlarged, engorged left testicle - think that's why he has this expression on his face??)

Oh yes - that is an ever so important method of identification

Hmmm - wonder if that's Bob? HEY YOU - drop your drawers and show us your balls!

 

[SoUncool]

Ellis Oaks - Trespass (identifying marks on back and neck - what you mean those fucking LUMPS??)

Robby Swor (Robby SWORE he had some hair once!) He kinda looks like the dude from Rocky Horror that played Riff Raff don't ya think?

Soctt Randall - Sexual Battery on under 12. I'm thinking Planet of the Apes here...

 

[Harley_Tech]

Top Pic: Busted for stealing windows and using them for glasses


Bottom Pic: "waddya mean that's Bubba?" "You're not sticking me in with him are you?"

"ooooohhhh, shit!"

 

[AnalBreeze]

"What the fuck are you guys laughing at? :laugh: ound:
Do you know who I am?
I'm Bad... Really! I will fuck you up!" ound: :laugh: ound:

 

[Jaded]

...little more Clearisil and a LOT less meth, then maybe.

This is actually a father/son duo...arrested for different crimes on different days. On the back of Dad's neck, tat says 'Got-R-Did.'
What this mug doesn't show you is the 'Fuck' and 'You' tattooed on Jrs. eyelids.

Looks like he might need som Ex-Lax.

This isn't Myspace...idiot.

Ummmmm....Ok.

 

[Jaded]

Found a couple more of him......
Before...after....and after after.

 

[petrina]

wait. did someone spell "deity" wrong on this poor sucker's forehead? i can't quite make it out.