Forensicwx
Final Roll Call 4153. STLCO 10-42 10/13 @ 1519
@Subrosa I have no clue where to put this. Feel free if it belongs elsewhere, to move it. I thinks it's more funny than controversial, but that's IMO. 
"After reciting a prayer, Pastor Oladejo recounts his experience about having a dream where an angel takes him to the pits of hell. Don’t laugh! This is serious.
So, he’s in hell and he describes people being whipped and their souls slowly cut into pieces by demons only for their souls to reassemble themselves again and for the process to restart.
This is what Pastor Olajedo says happened next:
This was unbearable for any human being to see. So when I got there I told the angel, I said, ‘What is going on here? What is happening here?’ Then it told me something, do I know this place. It said it is bringing me to a department of Hell. This department is for the children of God, all married couples who masturbate or perform immorality in their bed. I didn’t understand that when he said that initially.
Okay, so obviously this guy has some pretty trippy dreams. The “Lord” came to this pastor in a dream and sent him to hell and right off there are masturbaters and married couples who believed in god, but didn’t have sex the right way and now they’re damned to an eternity in hell, being tortured and cut into pieces.
God is an a**hole, because he expects people not to touch their genitals even though their hands, he supposedly gave them, reach paradise perfectly, and even if the couple waited to be married before having sex he’s still punishing them for the kind of sex they have. What a d*ck!
Anyway, god tells him that married couples who experiment in bed are doing so to their own detriment because they will not make it to heaven with this kind of behavior.
So the kind of sex that’s off the table? Anal (of course), doggy style, woman on top, pile driver, sultry saddle, standing up, the spider, the speed bump, cunnilingus, fellatio, bondage, you know, pretty much anything fun.
What is allowed? Missionary. God is soboring. Hell sounds great pitted against a lifetime of missionary."
http://www.ifyouonlynews.com/weird-...oman-on-top-will-be-tortured-by-demons-video/
"After reciting a prayer, Pastor Oladejo recounts his experience about having a dream where an angel takes him to the pits of hell. Don’t laugh! This is serious.
So, he’s in hell and he describes people being whipped and their souls slowly cut into pieces by demons only for their souls to reassemble themselves again and for the process to restart.
This is what Pastor Olajedo says happened next:
This was unbearable for any human being to see. So when I got there I told the angel, I said, ‘What is going on here? What is happening here?’ Then it told me something, do I know this place. It said it is bringing me to a department of Hell. This department is for the children of God, all married couples who masturbate or perform immorality in their bed. I didn’t understand that when he said that initially.
Okay, so obviously this guy has some pretty trippy dreams. The “Lord” came to this pastor in a dream and sent him to hell and right off there are masturbaters and married couples who believed in god, but didn’t have sex the right way and now they’re damned to an eternity in hell, being tortured and cut into pieces.
God is an a**hole, because he expects people not to touch their genitals even though their hands, he supposedly gave them, reach paradise perfectly, and even if the couple waited to be married before having sex he’s still punishing them for the kind of sex they have. What a d*ck!
Anyway, god tells him that married couples who experiment in bed are doing so to their own detriment because they will not make it to heaven with this kind of behavior.
So the kind of sex that’s off the table? Anal (of course), doggy style, woman on top, pile driver, sultry saddle, standing up, the spider, the speed bump, cunnilingus, fellatio, bondage, you know, pretty much anything fun.
What is allowed? Missionary. God is soboring. Hell sounds great pitted against a lifetime of missionary."
http://www.ifyouonlynews.com/weird-...oman-on-top-will-be-tortured-by-demons-video/
