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Anthony Armand Dupont Will Show You His Penis For A Chocolate Chip Cookie

Discussion in 'In The Mean Time' started by Sugar Cookie, Dec 6, 2017.

  1. Sugar Cookie

    Sugar Cookie Well-Known Member Bold Member!

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    http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/broward/article188240049.html
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  2. cubby

    cubby Live Long and Prosper Bold Member!

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    Oh he's got it baaaaaad. He don't look right either, maybe a developmental delay, or just over sexed and ugly?o_O
     
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  3. Prettypink513

    Prettypink513 Church Member Bold Member!

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    I'm sorry but that is so freakin funny :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:

    he HAS to be slow, tho smh
     
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  4. roadsidehorror

    roadsidehorror Active Member Bold Member!

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    Haaa! Now I just wanna go kick the front door open and scream "I want DAT ass!"
     
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  5. Norcal Skim

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    You can order 1 cookie or 1 Redbull from Ubereats? Interesting.

    Dude should be a pizza delivery guy...we've all seen how those pornos start!
     
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  6. Satanica

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    I wonder why I just got a earworm of If I Had a Hammer. :devil:
     
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  7. lithiumgirl

    lithiumgirl Pretty Nice Troll Bold Member!

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    This guy is dangerous ... he is going to rape somebody.
     
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  8. Muriel Schwenck

    Muriel Schwenck Well-Known Member Bold Member!

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    I would have slammed his woodie with my fist. "Eew! A giant grub on my window sill!".

    WHACK!
     
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  9. Dead Stephanie

    Dead Stephanie Buy the ticket, take the ride... Bold Member!

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    Those eyebrows are scary as fuck
     
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  10. Keepalowprofile

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    That was my exact thought.
     
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  11. alifinrox

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    pardon moi for saying so, but judging from those crackhead eyes, his youthful appearance and his unkempt eyebrows, this guy doesn't seem to be able to afford take out not to mention a delivery charge.
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    whelp that explains it... kind of... what isn't clear is just who the hell is able to make money on a single cookie delivery service!
     
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  12. Brillig

    Brillig Danse Macabre Instructor Bold Member!

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    Those eyebrows are indeed in need of some serious grooming unless he likes the Groucho Marx look. Also, his hairline is weirdly uneven.
     
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  13. Sejanus

    Sejanus Well-Known Member Bold Member!

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    He looks like a demented muppet.

    Check the neighbourhood for missing cats and raped dogs.
     
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  14. Stormcloud

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    This guy's not stable. Just glad the drivers got away, who knows what he would have done.

    And seriously, one cookie? One drink? This guy was trolling for assaultable drivers...
     
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