Another Shitter On The Loose

[Sugar Cookie]

New York stinks and this time there's a reason for it.

Orchard Park is having to deal with a 'mad pooper'.

The person simply goes around and relieves themselves wherever they please.

According to the New York Post one woman has already called cops about delinquent defecater stinking up her lawn while another tried to warn them by placing an advert in the newspaper telling them to stop it.

'To the person/jogger who is pooping on our lawns in the Village of O.P.: STOP!!' the anonymous ad in the Orchard Park PennySaver reads.

The residents say they are determined to catch the pooper in the act and say police are increasing patrols in the area.

Orchard Park police revealed that one woman found feces and toilet paper several times outside her home. She believes the problem pooper is a jogger.

Police told the Buffalo News that they are adding patrols to the neighborhood but that they 'don't have much to go on.'

If the culprit is caught, they could face possible public lewdness or exposure charges.

It's not the only neighborhood that has had to deal with such a stink.

In September, residents in Colorado Springs had their own 'mad pooper' after a still-unidentified jogger defecated on a front lawn.

However, it was recently revealed that the woman was not at fault because she has a traumatic brain injury caused by gender reassignment surgery.

An unidentified man claiming to be 'a family representative' of the woman said the jogger wanted to apologize but added that she couldn't help it because she could no longer control her bowels.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5176133/Hunt-mad-pooping-jogger-New-York-neighborhood.html

 

[cubby]

she couldn't help it because she could no longer control her bowels.

Then you need to stay nearer to a toilet, then.

 

[MiaBella]

My old pops would rub their nose in it if he caught them.

 

[Muriel Schwenck]

An unidentified man claiming to be 'a family representative' of the woman said the jogger wanted to apologize but added that she couldn't help it because she could no longer control her bowels.

Hard to believe. On surveillance video, she can jog without any problem, but a TBI due to gender re-assignment surgery ruined her bowel control, forcing her to crap in the same yards and bushes every day? It's an excuse packed with enough PC talking points to make people back off.
If she can't control her poop shoot, then she needs to 1) wear a diaper and 2) plan a running course where there are public restrooms. Like a park.

 

[Sejanus]

Adult diapers.
Use them.

To the latest pooper may I suggest the neighbourhood deploy bear traps and tranq guns.
Crossbows are optional.

 

[myra manes]

This thread is CRAP!