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Cherries Waffles Tennis
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/...sted_n_5776980.html?utm_hp_ref=crime&ir=CrimeShe may have had a brush with the law, but her name makes her sound pretty sweet.
Cherries Waffles Tennis, 19, was arrested
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after allegedly making fraudulent purchases at surf shops in Jupiter, Florida
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Police say Tennis, along with 19-year-old Vincent Mitchell and 22-year-old Paul Miller, purchased a $400 spear gun and GoPro camera with a credit card that ended up being declined.
All three were booked into jail on fraud charges, but Tennis started getting the Internet’s attention on Thursday when her mug shot was posted
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with the caption “Florida Woman’s Name Just Random Assortment Of Words.”
Whatever. Cherries Waffles Tennis is an awesome name, in competition only with “Crystal Metheny” and “Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybob-Bop-Bop” for our favorite Weird News name.