Alexandria Turner Drunkenly Bites Man's Fishing Line, Swims Away With Lure

[Satanica]

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/08/1...ing-line-swims-away-with-lure-police-say.html

The fisherman told deputies that Alexandria Turner, 22, appeared to be intoxicated when she swam up to his fishing line and cursed at him, according to a police report.

The 22-year-old woman then allegedly bit the fishing line and swam away with the rigging.

When Turner was asked to come to the pier office, she reportedly became belligerent and refused to walk inside.

Turner then started upsetting the "sense of public norm at the pier" when police tried to take her into protective custody, officials said.

Turner refused to let deputies handcuff her and screamed, "I'm f------ naked!" several times, the report said. She was later arrested for disorderly intoxication and resisting arrest without violence, according to Action News Jax.

 

[Totemic]

She looks a little uhm.... heavy.... to be a mermaid.

 

[Prettypink513]

Shes super butch

 

[cubby]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/bikini-clad-drunk-woman-bites-191100730.html

she bit a man’s fishing line and swam off with his lure

That is so funny. We used to call them bobbers, and that is even funnier!

 

[Spider]

It's a shame the fisherman didn't do what fishers do when they catch a turtle. Shoot it with a .22 and call it good.