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Alandis Patterson Pimped 18 Year Old After Getting Her Hooked On Coke & Heroin

Discussion in 'In The Mean Time' started by Sugar Cookie, Dec 7, 2017.

  1. Sugar Cookie

    Sugar Cookie Well-Known Member Bold Member!

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  2. Brillig

    Brillig Danse Macabre Instructor Bold Member!

    20 years is not enough. He will victimize other females when he gets out.
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  3. Keepalowprofile

    Keepalowprofile Chartreuse Bold Member!

    I'm in favor of amputation of his arms and legs. He would have a hard time choking and beating anyone.
    Plus, he would have to be nice to people if he wanted to eat and have his butt wiped.
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  4. Sejanus

    Sejanus Well-Known Member Bold Member!

    You always leave em with one arm and hand so they can wipe their own ass.
    Why make someone else suffer?

    I would use a belt sander to shave his face and remove the misleading neck ink.
    He clearly does not grasp respect and its meaning.

    ...and what kind of stupid ass name is Alandis?
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  5. Stormcloud

    Stormcloud Simply logical. Bold Member!

    Or burn it off. Acid might be a good answer here...
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    Last edited: Dec 7, 2017