9 Fts Snake Bites Man's Pipe, After Slithering Up - The Pipe!

[WannaBeMaybe]

Surprised this one isn't on here.....yet. But had to share. Sorry man-DD'ers. This one will make you whinge a bit!

http://news.sky.com/story/1702394/man-bitten-by-nine-foot-python-while-on-toilet

Attaporn Boonmakchuay suffered a three-inch (eight cm) wound after being bit on the penis by the snake which had crawled up through the plumbing.

The excruciating ordeal lasted half an hour before he managed to prise open the snake's jaws and escape.

Mr Boonmakchuay described how he fought the snake as his wife sought help but, even after a neighbour came to his aid with a knife and rope, he only managed to free himself only when the python momentarily lost its strength.

 

[Satanica]

Caption under his photo laying in his hospital bed

Doctors said the victim's injuries could have been worse

Ya think?

 

[The Kinky Unicorn]

Omfg, I don't want to laugh, cos it's really terrible. Poor guy was just trying to take a shit..fuckin snakes

 

[JackBurton]

he only managed to free himself only when the python momentarily lost its strength.

He finished, and the snake didn't much care for the taste

 

[Kittyskyfish]

Python decided there was room for only one snake in the toilet.

 

[Sue sue]

Hopefullly he doesn't get an infection from the bite.