♫"What would you do-o-o ♪ for a Klondike Bar?♫" "Would you...Rob a house?"

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A Fayette County teenager took the advertising slogan a little too far, landing himself and an accomplice in juvenile detention after police allege the pair were caught burglarizing a house.

Two Uniontown police officers went to a house on Braddock Avenue at 3:13 p.m. Wednesday after a witness saw two juveniles knock on the door, then wipe off their handprints when no one answered.

When officers Jonathan Grabiak and Jamie Holland arrived, they noticed two teenagers leaving the house from a basement stairwell, according to a police report. The teens ran when they saw the officers, but the officers were able to apprehend both.

One of the juveniles was carrying a box of Klondike ice cream bars. The other had a cell phone, $100 cash and a novelty $3 bill, according to police.

When police entered the house, they found it had been ransacked, with dresser drawers pulled out and closet doors opened. Someone had forcibly entered through the basement door, police said.

The homeowner was not home at the time. She later told officers the ice cream bars, phone, cash and $3 bill belonged to her. The items were returned to the woman.

The two suspects, both age 16, were taken to the Westmoreland County Juvenile Detention Center. They have been charged as juveniles with burglary, theft and criminal mischief, police said.

http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburghtrib/news/fayette/s_639314.html
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