Krystal
Veteran Member
Step-by-step guide for taking selfies while holding a gun:
1. Make sure the gun is NOT loaded
2. Check a second and third time to make sure the gun isn't loaded
3. Don't put your finger on the trigger
4. If you cannot resist having your finger on the trigger because you're a numb skull, at least DON'T pull the trigger
5. Make a face that indicates that you believe you are a bad ass, even if you are like 6 feet tall and only weigh a buck-twenty (at best), your facial expression will help make you look bad ass
6. Hit the button on your phone and take said selfie
7. Post to your favorite social media site(s)
Sadly, Deleon Alfonso Smith, 19, of Houston, Texas, didn't realize the steps to gun-selfie taking.
Guys, I'm really trying to not be a hysterically-laughing, calloused bitch as I write this but, damn it, it's hard.
According to reports, Deleon and his cousin "found" a gun at some point, somewhere and decided that they would do the most logical thing with it, turn it in to the police. Just kidding. They decided to take selfies with the gun.
Now, Deleon clearly fancies himself a bad ass, or at least that's the feeling I get by looking at his shirt-less selfies. To me he kind of looks like a boy who is late going through puberty, scrawny, little turd.
Deleon was apparently holding the gun with it pointed in some manner toward himself because when the trigger got pulled he got shot in the throat. A fatal gunshot wound.
Dumbass and his dumbass cousin didn't even bother to check to see if the gun was loaded, didn't keep their finger(s) off the trigger, nothing. And anti-climatically one of the dumbasses is dead today.
Deleon's family have said that they are just "in shock" over this. Apparently they didn't realize he licked windows when no one was looking. They were operating under the assumption that he had an IQ higher than a house plant, but I think he just might have showed some signs of his intellectual shortcoming before this.
At 19, Deleon was the father of 2. So, yeah. Now I understand an oops, but an oops would result in Deleon being the father of 1 as a teenager not he father of two. It's possible that Deleon may have had some poor decision making skills.
Then there's the little matter of his selfies. Aside from the whole gun thing his selfies are comical on their face. Shirt-less, pants hanging down around his ass-cheeks somewhere, boxers showing (personally I was expecting Under-Roos), goofy hat perched on top of his head and the bandanna wrapped around his lower face. I stood here and pointed and laughed. Seriously, check it out, it's at the NY Daily News link.
In all seriousness, my heart goes out the Deleon's family, no snark or sarcasm there, and to his children and baby mama(s). But I cannot stop laughing at the sheer dumbassery that Deleon himself displayed.
Links:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/texas-teen-shot-death-selfies-gun-article-1.2345108
http://www.star-telegram.com/news/state/texas/article33307686.html
1. Make sure the gun is NOT loaded
2. Check a second and third time to make sure the gun isn't loaded
3. Don't put your finger on the trigger
4. If you cannot resist having your finger on the trigger because you're a numb skull, at least DON'T pull the trigger
5. Make a face that indicates that you believe you are a bad ass, even if you are like 6 feet tall and only weigh a buck-twenty (at best), your facial expression will help make you look bad ass
6. Hit the button on your phone and take said selfie
7. Post to your favorite social media site(s)
Sadly, Deleon Alfonso Smith, 19, of Houston, Texas, didn't realize the steps to gun-selfie taking.
Guys, I'm really trying to not be a hysterically-laughing, calloused bitch as I write this but, damn it, it's hard.
According to reports, Deleon and his cousin "found" a gun at some point, somewhere and decided that they would do the most logical thing with it, turn it in to the police. Just kidding. They decided to take selfies with the gun.
Now, Deleon clearly fancies himself a bad ass, or at least that's the feeling I get by looking at his shirt-less selfies. To me he kind of looks like a boy who is late going through puberty, scrawny, little turd.
Deleon was apparently holding the gun with it pointed in some manner toward himself because when the trigger got pulled he got shot in the throat. A fatal gunshot wound.
Dumbass and his dumbass cousin didn't even bother to check to see if the gun was loaded, didn't keep their finger(s) off the trigger, nothing. And anti-climatically one of the dumbasses is dead today.
Deleon's family have said that they are just "in shock" over this. Apparently they didn't realize he licked windows when no one was looking. They were operating under the assumption that he had an IQ higher than a house plant, but I think he just might have showed some signs of his intellectual shortcoming before this.
At 19, Deleon was the father of 2. So, yeah. Now I understand an oops, but an oops would result in Deleon being the father of 1 as a teenager not he father of two. It's possible that Deleon may have had some poor decision making skills.
Then there's the little matter of his selfies. Aside from the whole gun thing his selfies are comical on their face. Shirt-less, pants hanging down around his ass-cheeks somewhere, boxers showing (personally I was expecting Under-Roos), goofy hat perched on top of his head and the bandanna wrapped around his lower face. I stood here and pointed and laughed. Seriously, check it out, it's at the NY Daily News link.
In all seriousness, my heart goes out the Deleon's family, no snark or sarcasm there, and to his children and baby mama(s). But I cannot stop laughing at the sheer dumbassery that Deleon himself displayed.
Links:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/texas-teen-shot-death-selfies-gun-article-1.2345108
http://www.star-telegram.com/news/state/texas/article33307686.html