Denton Rodriguez Broke Into Nursery School 2xs, Shit On The Cookware, Shits Himself When He's Booked

[everjaded]

Enough said! Thank you moving along ... with my big tits and my "preppy" self :devil:

I legit LOL'd when he called you preppy

 

[Valasca]

Eym dummer 4 reeding dis.

 

[Keepalowprofile]

This is my favorite thread ever.

I want him to come back. Its like free tickets to the circus.

 

[Anubis]

Y'all R gonna give y'all selves cancer or sumting with all that negativity. Jeez .... Talk about lame LOL .......

Best. Line. Ever... :crack::crack::crack::crack:

 

[WannaBeMaybe]

I legit LOL'd when he called you preppy

Ah - but WAS it a coincidence that he called out the most metal gal on here as preppy?? Or are we being punked??

 

[Keepalowprofile]

Ah - but WAS it a coincidence that he called out the most metal gal on here as preppy?? Or are we being punked??

I don't think so.
Of course, someone could follow his :whistle:link to his FB and find out.

 

[MC30]

i once pissed on a one night stands bar stool thinking it was the toilet in a drunken stupor. came out of it halfway thru and did a cleanup with the last of his paper towels while he was passed out on his sofa. does that count for anything?

 

[JackBurton]

Bout time somebody called out all the damn preps for ruining this site.

 

[Leggs]

My ex would piss anywhere when he was drunk; i.e. closets,walls,t.v.. Thank goodness he wasn't a fucking shitter.

 

[chuzyluva]

WHAT A DUMB ASS...AND HEZ A NASTY LIL FUKKER...I HOPE SOMEONE THROWS A FUKIN TURD AN SMEARS IT IN HIS FACE...LIL BASTARD!

 

[mrcarolinablue823]

I don't think I've ever seen a funny troll on this godforsaken site.
Yes, it's a puke-worthy offense he committed...but now he in the SHIT for sho! What a shitty thing to do! Shit's gonna be flying now! Shame on him for startin' shit! Nobody got time fo' dis shit!
He'll get shit-canned!

 

[Negatoris Wrecks]

My partner and I are huge adventure time fans.... both our daughters are named after characters.... does this mean we need to break out the milk of magnesia and break into a daycare?

 

[Negatoris Wrecks]

Neither one of you went with Princess Bubblegum did you? :hilarious:

Fiona and Bonnie (Bonniebelle is princess bubblegums first name)

 

[TheMorningStar]

Fiona and Bonnie (Bonniebelle is princess bubblegums first name)

Do you have a cat named Cake or a dog named Jake?

 

[Negatoris Wrecks]

Do you have a cat named Cake or a dog named Jake?

Nope, those are Cat and Zombie-Face (pictured in my avatar)

 

[Prettypink513]

Its just minor crap. Who cares.

LMMFAO @ minor crap!!!

 

[Prettypink513]

Awwwww... you remind me of my brother.

Did you end up doing time? Did you get clean? Are you also a fan of Teen Titans and Uncle Grandpa? I like them better than Adventure Time.

I must be a lame, because I've never even HEARD of adventure time. But i LOVE to take a couple puffs and watch uncle grandpa. I swear, whoever created that was high as a kite!

 

[Prettypink513]

Denton Rodriguez wins DD today.
This is some of the funniest shit I have ever seen here ever.
He even linked his fb for y'all.

I'm dying.:hilarious:

For once, we have someone commenting on their story that i dont totally wanna kick in the teeth...and he's leaving. @Denton Rodriguez how can you be into death metal and NOT the D'D????

 

[Prettypink513]

Yeah & U R preppy az hell Brenni. U ain't Nobuddy Ive heard of & U sure of hell don't have the reputation against me. Wut do U do? ? The triangle LOL .... Everybuddy thinks their hardcore LOL .... But only sum true are. Contact me on FB when got some real leverage LOL I might get U sponsored LOL .... Look N2 D'z LOL ....

oh wow....this really went left, huh?

 

[SkummyRummy]

For once, we have someone commenting on their story that i dont totally wanna kick in the teeth...and he's leaving. @Denton Rodriguez how can you be into death metal and NOT the D'D????

I dunno...Well if he thinks
My Chemical Romance is death metal then he won't get D'D hahaha

 

[Sassedame]

Wow, he showed up..wow. I can guarantee you the PD was NOT laughing when he let loose in booking...guaranteed.

 

[jenthgr8]

What the hot buttered fuck did I just read?