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Thanks to @Krystal for this one
45y/o teachers aide Alecia Dotson likes them young. And by young I mean too young to shave or even have pubic hair.
According to investigators Alecia in her quest for underage sausage traded more 100 sexually graphic texts between her and an 11y/o she called "love bug".
As Dotson explains it she first became a mentor to the boy who was a student at the school she worked at, and like all student teacher relationships she developed a crush on him.
Wait, huh? That ain't right.
Luckily for her 11y/o victim mom wasn't having none of that.
When Dotson texted her underage paramour asking if she could pick him up and take him on a trip to the library, mom got suspicious and that's when she took a trip on the what the fuck train to oh hell no town after finding all the dirty messages Dotson traded with her kid.
Dotson not to be deterred sent another message:
After mom turned the phone over to cops they decided to see if Alecia was really as dumb as she seemed. Pretending to be the 11y/o boy they set up a rendezvous with Dotson at a local mall movie theatre to seal the deal.Love bug what are you doing,” it read. “I'll be sure to tell her we won't have sex on the first visit…LOL.”
Being the romantic Alecia is she stopped at Spencer's for a bottle of strawberry warming lube.
I'm sure she was mighty disappointed to see the cops there instead of her "love bug."
Alecia Dotson can now spend her summer living the real life version of Orange is the New Black as she is facing charges of two counts of attempted sexual battery on a child under 12, using a computer to solicit a child, traveling to meet a minor and unlawful use of communications.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/fla-teacher-aide-busted-attempted-sex-boy-11-article-1.2277894
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