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I just couldn't resist sharing a testicle-grabbing story that included this guy's mug. Feel sorry for the deputy, he apparently pulled out a lot of her hair.

http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/..._grabs.html#incart_most-read_portland_article

A Multnomah County corrections deputy grabbed onto an inmate's testicles and squeezed them in an attempt to break the inmate's hold on her hair as he kept pulling it and shaking her head in the booking area of the downtown Portland jail, according to reports filed in court Thursday afternoon.

Portland police had called the jail ahead of time on June 13, saying they were bringing a "combative inmate'' into custody and would need help removing him from a patrol car.

At 7:49 a.m., police arrived, and four deputies and a sheriff's sergeant went to the jail's carport to remove Richard Ryan Hanley, 36, from the police car. They noticed Hanley kicking and yelling in the back seat. Two deputies pulled him by his arms out of the car, and one put a spit sock over Hanley's head, and then escorted him into the jail.

But once in the booking area, Hanley struggled with the deputies attempting to search him, according to sheriff's deputies. Two deputies pushed Hanley's body against the booking counter, and he began slamming his head on the counter, according to the sheriff's office. One deputy tried to hold his head to keep him from hurting himself.

Sheriff's Deputy Jennifer Keating bent down to remove Hanley's shoes as two other deputies held Hanley by the booking counter. Keating ordered Hanley to lift his leg up so she could remove his shoe but he wouldn't, according to her report.

"I put my knuckle on the back side of his left knee hoping I could get the leg to bend and get his foot up, but he still wouldn't lift his foot up,'' she wrote.

Hanley, who was handcuffed, then grabbed Keating's hair with both his hands and began "pulling it and shaking my head,'' she wrote in a report.

"I then took my right hand and reached for his testicles and began squeezing and twisting, and he still did not let go of my hair,'' Keating wrote in a report.

Jail intake Sgt. Steven Nicholson struck Hanley several times in the back with a closed fist and then stunned Hanley's back with a Taser, according to sheriff's reports. With the Taser strike, Hanley let go of Keating's hair and was lowered to the ground.

Several deputies wrote in their reports that Hanley had pulled out large clumps of Keating's hair.

Portland police had arrested Hanley in connection with a street assault that occurred on Southeast Franklin Street and 28th Avenue. Hanley, described as homeless, was accused of shoving his ex-girlfriend into a fence, and swinging an eight inch-long metal chain at another man who was with his ex-girlfriend, according to police reports. Hanley also had put a fixed-blade knife to his own throat, threatening to kill himself in front of his ex-girlfriend, police said.

He was being booked on allegations of fourth-degree assault, unlawful use of a weapon, felon in possession of a restricted weapon and harassment when the alleged scuffle with jail deputies occurred.

Deputies filed an added charge against the man - attempted assault of an officer.

Once he was booked, other deputies attempted to talk to Hanley but he refused. They noticed Hanley had a golf ball-sized red lump on the right side of his stomach, and a nurse suggested he be taken to the hospital. The nurse said Hanley may have suffered a broken rib, according to sheriff's reports.

Sherif'fs deputies said they asked Hanley how he had sustained that lump, and he told them he had been hit by a car somewhere in Portland earlier. Police, though, said Hanley never mentioned getting hit by a car.

On Thursday afternoon, Hanley pleaded not guilty to the attempted assault on an officer in Multnomah County Circuit Court. He remains in custody at the downtown jail.

At the time of his June 13 arrest, Hanley was on abscond status from his probation supervision stemming from a domestic violence-related assault and strangulation conviction. He has six prior felony convictions and seven misdemeanors, according to court records.​
 
Oh boo hoo ya whiny fuck. And you mean to tell me he has an ex? She must be homeless as well to think he was anyone to be with. Yikes. Nasty nasty nasty.
 
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I just couldn't resist sharing a testicle-grabbing story that included this guy's mug. Feel sorry for the deputy, he apparently pulled out a lot of her hair.

http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/..._grabs.html#incart_most-read_portland_article

A Multnomah County corrections deputy grabbed onto an inmate's testicles and squeezed them in an attempt to break the inmate's hold on her hair as he kept pulling it and shaking her head in the booking area of the downtown Portland jail, according to reports filed in court Thursday afternoon.

Portland police had called the jail ahead of time on June 13, saying they were bringing a "combative inmate'' into custody and would need help removing him from a patrol car.

At 7:49 a.m., police arrived, and four deputies and a sheriff's sergeant went to the jail's carport to remove Richard Ryan Hanley, 36, from the police car. They noticed Hanley kicking and yelling in the back seat. Two deputies pulled him by his arms out of the car, and one put a spit sock over Hanley's head, and then escorted him into the jail.

But once in the booking area, Hanley struggled with the deputies attempting to search him, according to sheriff's deputies. Two deputies pushed Hanley's body against the booking counter, and he began slamming his head on the counter, according to the sheriff's office. One deputy tried to hold his head to keep him from hurting himself.

Sheriff's Deputy Jennifer Keating bent down to remove Hanley's shoes as two other deputies held Hanley by the booking counter. Keating ordered Hanley to lift his leg up so she could remove his shoe but he wouldn't, according to her report.

"I put my knuckle on the back side of his left knee hoping I could get the leg to bend and get his foot up, but he still wouldn't lift his foot up,'' she wrote.

Hanley, who was handcuffed, then grabbed Keating's hair with both his hands and began "pulling it and shaking my head,'' she wrote in a report.

"I then took my right hand and reached for his testicles and began squeezing and twisting, and he still did not let go of my hair,'' Keating wrote in a report.

Jail intake Sgt. Steven Nicholson struck Hanley several times in the back with a closed fist and then stunned Hanley's back with a Taser, according to sheriff's reports. With the Taser strike, Hanley let go of Keating's hair and was lowered to the ground.

Several deputies wrote in their reports that Hanley had pulled out large clumps of Keating's hair.

Portland police had arrested Hanley in connection with a street assault that occurred on Southeast Franklin Street and 28th Avenue. Hanley, described as homeless, was accused of shoving his ex-girlfriend into a fence, and swinging an eight inch-long metal chain at another man who was with his ex-girlfriend, according to police reports. Hanley also had put a fixed-blade knife to his own throat, threatening to kill himself in front of his ex-girlfriend, police said.

He was being booked on allegations of fourth-degree assault, unlawful use of a weapon, felon in possession of a restricted weapon and harassment when the alleged scuffle with jail deputies occurred.

Deputies filed an added charge against the man - attempted assault of an officer.

Once he was booked, other deputies attempted to talk to Hanley but he refused. They noticed Hanley had a golf ball-sized red lump on the right side of his stomach, and a nurse suggested he be taken to the hospital. The nurse said Hanley may have suffered a broken rib, according to sheriff's reports.

Sherif'fs deputies said they asked Hanley how he had sustained that lump, and he told them he had been hit by a car somewhere in Portland earlier. Police, though, said Hanley never mentioned getting hit by a car.

On Thursday afternoon, Hanley pleaded not guilty to the attempted assault on an officer in Multnomah County Circuit Court. He remains in custody at the downtown jail.

At the time of his June 13 arrest, Hanley was on abscond status from his probation supervision stemming from a domestic violence-related assault and strangulation conviction. He has six prior felony convictions and seven misdemeanors, according to court records.​
he looks liek one of the white supremist brothers in the Smokin Aces flick, lol, I can tell you one thing, anyone grabbed my hair and would have his junk twisted 360 to where he would have let go before more was pulled out. Too bad he hadn't pulled this in some liberal mecca like oh, LA
 
"He has six prior felony convictions and seven misdemeanors, according to court records." This is where a rational Society would take realization he will "never" be a productive member of that society, and rather than letting other productive members fall victim, we would simply do something logical for once and dispose of him, saving the taxpayers money on incarceration and many others a headache.
 
"He has six prior felony convictions and seven misdemeanors, according to court records." This is where a rational Society would take realization he will "never" be a productive member of that society, and rather than letting other productive members fall victim, we would simply do something logical for once and dispose of him, saving the taxpayers money on incarceration and many others a headache.
Wouldn't it be nice if all states had a three strikes law?

And wtf is up with the "attempted" part of his charge? She's missing clumps of hair. I'd say he successfully assaulted her. Fuck you Multnomah county, on behalf of the now bald patched CO. :finger:
 
Deputies filed an added charge against the man - attempted assault of an officer
Excuse me? He had a handful or tow of her hair, was shaking her head around and yanked so hard that he pulled clumps of her hair out, but yet it was only an "attempt"?

What would he have had to do to make it so he was actually charged with assault, leave her battered and bloody?
 
he apparently pulled out a lot of her hair.:jawdrop:

......

And apparently glued it to his head, to appear incognito for his crimes. . . . :eek:


Great looking idea! :woot:
 
He is one goofy looking fuck. I'm sure whoever tried to prevent him from bashing his head on the counter was wishing they were helping him do it. Clearly, society would've benefited in this case.
 
That's a sure fire way to get me to stop doing ANYTHING! For him to have no reaction to having his sack get a Stretch Armstrong treatment is completely insane!
 
Sheriff's Deputy Jennifer Keating bent down to remove Hanley's shoes as two other deputies held Hanley by the booking counter. Keating ordered Hanley to lift his leg up so she could remove his shoe but he wouldn't, according to her report.
"I put my knuckle on the back side of his left knee hoping I could get the leg to bend and get his foot up, but he still wouldn't lift his foot up,'' she wrote.


I don't believe that bull shit...not a fucking word of it. Nope...bitch probably deserved it. But the part about the two other cops playing their lets over power and dry hump this guy game and then them having to look at the clumps of hair...That I totally believe....yup!
 
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"He has six prior felony convictions and seven misdemeanors, according to court records." This is where a rational Society would take realization he will "never" be a productive member of that society, and rather than letting other productive members fall victim, we would simply do something logical for once and dispose of him, saving the taxpayers money on incarceration and many others a headache.

You call police productive...They sit in their cruisers all day long in the park in the shade, eating protein bars, or they're out shooting unarmed black people...They don't even know where crime is unless they're in on it or someone calls them. Six prior felonies and seven misdemeanors....some people rack up charges like that in ten minutes all on the same day....and you want to dispose of this guy for pulling a cops hair.
 
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I actually liked balls before I saw those ..
You might have ruined it for the next guy :nana::crack:

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I'm totally lying ... I still likem :whistle:
 
No...pure realism.

If you're taking it personally...don't be that officer. Don't pretend they aren't hardcore with the protein bars...don't pretend they don't play that..I can push hard...feel me pushing game with each other, don't pretend that take downs or stand ups or whatever don't ever turn into dry humping session...or worse...they do. More realism....its what you come for...It the DD.
 
If you're taking it personally...don't be that officer. Don't pretend they aren't hardcore with the protein bars...don't pretend they don't play that..I can push hard...feel me pushing game with each other, don't pretend that take downs or stand ups or whatever don't ever turn into dry humping session...or worse...they do. More realism....its what you come for...It the DD.
I don't know. I'm not a cop. So I'm not that officer.
I like protein bars myself actually.
Your comment is a fucking joke.

I have no idea what u mean about pushing hard and feel u pushing game with the other.

Baseless. That's all. I was just trying to ask if you were serious. I got my answer. Thanks.
 
I don't know. I'm not a cop. So I'm not that officer.
I like protein bars myself actually.
Your comment is a fucking joke.

I have no idea what u mean about pushing hard and feel u pushing game with the other.

Baseless. That's all. I was just trying to ask if you were serious. I got my answer. Thanks.

I was serious...you've seen the big power fags pushing on people ... competition...who can push on the peice of shit inmate the hardest...and If you haven't you're not paying attention.

Fuck protein bars...i like oatmeal and eggs.
 
You call police productive...They sit in their cruisers all day long in the park in the shade, eating protein bars, or they're out shooting unarmed black people...They don't even know where crime is unless they're in on it or someone calls them. Six prior felonies and seven misdemeanors....some people rack up charges like that in ten minutes all on the same day....and you want to dispose of this guy for pulling a cops hair.

Hmmmm, so here in Colorado we have 3 strikes and you are out. 25 to life- Habitual offender laws. This guy had 2x the 3 strike law, and what a fine piece of fucked up shit, he turned out to be...

How would you feel, if you were doing your job, whatever it may be- and this douchebag starts yanking your hair out, swinging your head around? ImO he is lucky as fuck, they didn't shoot his sorry ass. She should have knocked his teeth down his throat. Must have been really hard not to.

Quote from above^^^^"At the time of his June 13 arrest, Hanley was on abscond status from his probation supervision stemming from a domestic violence-related assault and strangulation conviction." Quote from above^^^^^

Ummmmm yeah. Wonder if the dv victim in his latest case feels like he should not be disposed of... he fucking CHOKED her. So yup. Shes's lucky to be alive. fucker was lucky to make it to the jail to begin with.. he should have acted like a big boy. Not such a douche.

And in the instance that you ever do need help of some sort, please remember not to call 911. As those who have sworn to protect and serve you, sit in their cars eating protein bars, i hope they are at least in the shade. It's fucking hot outside...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three-strikes_law
 
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