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Mom Catches Intestines After C Section Scar Opens

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A new mother was forced to catch her own bowel and intestines after her surgical scar reopened following a caesarean.

Sam Bell, gave birth to daughter Chloe and was released three days later after being given the all clear by doctors.

A few day later the 28-year-old was visited at her home in Liphook, Hampshire, by a midwife who routinely removed the bead stitch.

But shortly after Ms Bell swung her legs off the bed to stand up and felt like her trousers were sticking to her.
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She opened her trousers and was horrified to see her wound had reopened and her bowel and intestines fell out of her body.

It took 40 minutes for an ambulance to arrive before the mother-of-two was taken to hospital where she underwent surgery.

It was quite tough because I was crying but trying not to cry because I didn't know how much else could come out of me.

I just didn't know what to do, so I just thought lay and breathe deeply.

Obviously I did cry because my newborn baby, because I breast feed, was starting to cry so she was just screaming her head off and it was really tough to be honest.

Something inside me just said you have to keep it together and stay strong.

– MOTHER SAM BELL
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http://www.itv.com/news/2015-05-20/...el-and-intestines-after-caesarean-scar-opens/
 
Mine opened. The outside skin part not the entire thing.

Wound care and packing for 3 months until it closed. I would shit my fucking pants if I had to catch my guts.
 
Oh my goodness! I couldn't even imagine holding my own intestines...40 minutes?! Just, wow.
 
C -sections are awful....That's exactly what a new mom with a C-section worries about the first time she sits up, sits down or stands...that her gut are going to fall out. Oh my God this happened her.....it actually happened. Ackkkk!
 
OMG! I've had one baby, and I am so grateful it was by vag. C-sections look so painful and the recovery is much longer.
I've read a couple of studies that say sutures (needle and thread) are better than staples because of less risk of the wound opening up again.
 
I was sure that was going to happen to me after my c-section. I coughed and was sure I had split open. It was horrible. When I'm asked what's easier, I always say vaginal birth!
 
Pete Bondurant said:
Socialised medicine. No lawsuit. No payout. More unqualified pervert doctors from Baluchistan. This is what will happen in the United States if the "progressive liberals" have their way. Enjoy.
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Then you guys will get that tort reform that you're always bitching about ;)
 
PETAH! Puull your 19th century head out of your fundament (that's what my Aunt Annie always said)! We are the O-N-L-Y first world nation to NOT have universal, state funded medical care. It is a scandal and a shame. Hell, we're considered (marginally) upper middle class, and mr cb's accident in '08 broke us. Sure, our insurance covered a lot, but WE were left to pay the rest. Ever had to declare bankruptcy because of medical bills? We have. His bill was over 250,000. Rehab wasn't free either.
 
carolinablue said:
PETAH! Puull your 19th century head out of your fundament (that's what my Aunt Annie always said)! We are the O-N-L-Y first world nation to NOT have universal, state funded medical care. It is a scandal and a shame. Hell, we're considered (marginally) upper middle class, and mr cb's accident in '08 broke us. Sure, our insurance covered a lot, but WE were left to pay the rest. Ever had to declare bankruptcy because of medical bills? We have. His bill was over 250,000. Rehab wasn't free either.
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Norway can afford this shit, because they don't have fifty million "thugs" and twenty million illegal aliens from the third world infesting their country.
 
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[QUOJee-zuslessOptimist, post: 910547, member: 16417"]for you, Petey! :kiss::kiss::kiss:
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Oh Jee-zus!! Awesome, fantasticly fucken awesome!!! This just made me laugh hysterically on my porch at 2am, all by myself. :hilarious:
I am still laughing. And oh how I needed that laugh. :kiss:
 
This brings back memories of my own experience. I had cancer back in 96. I was 33 with three kids. I had a hysterectomy...the stitches came open over time...I didn't heal. Two months later they removed pounds of necrotic dead tissue...took it down 4 inches deep and 10 inches across...and left it open to heal from the inside out. It had to be cleaned out and packed twice daily. It took 8 months to close up due to my inability to heal.

My husband back then and I went on a trip for our anniversary. At the hotel as I took off the bandage to shower it pulled on an area where there was a big pocket of blood and sprayed out every where. We were rushing trying to find a towel to cover it. In the mean time blood sprayed all over the carpet and bed before I could get to the bathroom area and it sprayed all over the front of the cabinets under the vanity. It happened so fast. It looked like someone was killed in there. We cleaned up the best we could. We stopped at the desk to let them know what happened and to make sure they wear gloves when they clean that room and to clean it thoroughly. Ahhhhh memories lol
 
I've got a funny medical story, and, of course, I'm the star! Several years ago I slipped getting out of the shower...tile floor, of coourse. And broke my poor left knee for the third time.

I was screaming, cussing and generally inciting a riot. mr cb came in, calmy brought me a robe and helped me in the car while I shrieked unintelligibly. As soon as we hit the ER I started my DRAMA! I am known and loathed by many member of the medical profession.

Stuck in an exam room I started my litany:
Oh God Oh God, I'm gonna DIIIIEEE! I swear it, Ah do! *screaming* It HURTS, where's the doctor? Oh he's gonna do awful things! Why did I do this? Then I bury my face in mr cb's shoulder and start sobbing, "It's gonna hurt, it's gonna hurt. I don't like this one bit."

*doctor arrives*

WAAAAH, sob, you're going to hurt me! Oh, I 'm not gonna like this! *sob, sob,sob* ths is awful! Oh God is that a needle? It's NOT, it's a *expletive deleted* bicycle pump! Are you going to stick that in me *sob* Oh, I jus' hate this...OWOWOWOW *shriek*OWOWOW! AAAAAAAHHHH! That hurts, that hurts! Oh, I really don' like this! Ah don' like this one bit! Oh my God I'm gonna DIIIEEE. AAAAGGGGHHH, *yowl* .

Sob, sob, sob. Tears and snot all over mr cb. Goddam doctor is laughing! He pats me on the shoulder and says, "I think that went well!" He rolled his eyes when he said it too!
 
@carolinablue it is sad we can only put one rating emoticon on a post. Your last one deserves a "Thanks" a "funny" a "like +1000" a "show the love" and I'm pretty sure something else. Thanks.
 
OK Pete; you asked for it! Guess who is going to be the star (after Morbid and Jaded) in my intros to newbies. I will make up and report as truth many vile and disgusting things about you. Including that porn shoot with the amputee.

BRING IT!
 
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